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2015 Chicago Open Scoreboard

Round 1 (Packet: Alexei the Argumentative Bear)

Sustainable Ibex Farming 425, Dialectic Demolition Derby 145
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 1 4 1 50, Matt Bollinger 0 2 1 15, Matt Jackson 2 3 0 60, Tommy Casalaspi 0 2 0 20
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 0 0, Chris Borglum 1 1 0 25, Jordan Palmer 0 1 0 10, Ryan Westbrook 1 2 1 30
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 14 280 20.00, Dialectic Demolition Derby 6 80 13.33

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 305, wobbly cocaine spaceship 135
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 1 0 10, Michael Coates 0 0 0 0, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 0 0 15, Rama Rangaraju 0 4 0 40
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 2 2 10, Jason Asher 1 0 0 15, Richard Yu 0 6 1 55, Will Alston 0 3 1 25
Bonuses: wobbly cocaine spaceship 6 70 11.67, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 12 200 16.67

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 570, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 40
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 1 5 0 65, Jordan Brownstein 2 5 0 80, Selene Koo 1 1 0 25, Seth Teitler 1 1 1 20
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 0 0 0, Jay Misuk 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 0 0 0, Patrick Liao 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 17 380 22.35, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 2 20 10.00

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 340, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 120
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 1 0 10, Chris Manners 0 1 0 10, Evan Adams 0 2 0 20, Mike Cheyne 0 2 0 20
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 5 1 60, Matt Lafer 1 0 0 15, Sriram Pendyala 3 1 0 55, Will Holub-Moorman 1 1 1 20
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 6 60 10.00, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 13 190 14.62

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 365, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 205
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 1 2 0 35, Andrew Hart 0 2 0 20, Rob Carson 0 3 0 30, Shan Kothari 2 2 0 50
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 1 1 0 25, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 3 0 30, Tejas Raje 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 12 230 19.17, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 8 120 15.00

Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 245, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 80
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 0 0, Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Alston Boyd 0 2 0 20, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 1 4 0 55, Kenji Golimlim 0 1 0 10, Chris Grubb 1 1 2 15, Mike Bentley 0 3 1 25
Bonuses: Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 3 50 16.67, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 11 140 12.73

FIRM OF BLURTS 250, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 205
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 3 2 20, Greg Peterson 0 3 0 30, Victor Prieto 0 2 0 20
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 2 0 20, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 0 0, Sam Bailey 1 1 2 15, Trevor Davis 1 4 1 50
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 9 170 18.89, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 9 120 13.33

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 295, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 85
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 0 1 -5, Chris Ray 0 4 1 35, Saajid Moyen 1 3 1 40, Stephen Liu 1 2 2 25
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 2 2 10, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 1 1 0 25, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 11 200 18.18, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 4 50 12.50


Round 2 (Packet: Tokyo Drifting Everywhere)

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 270, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 220
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 0 3 1 25, Matt Lafer 0 2 1 15, Sriram Pendyala 0 3 0 30, Will Holub-Moorman 0 1 0 10
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 0 0 0, Andrew Hart 0 1 1 5, Rob Carson 2 4 0 70, Shan Kothari 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 9 140 15.56, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 10 160 16.00

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 325, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 85
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 1 3 1 40, Jordan Brownstein 1 3 1 40, Selene Koo 1 1 0 25, Seth Teitler 0 2 0 20
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 0 0 0, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 1 1 5, Tejas Raje 2 0 0 30
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 12 200 16.67, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 4 40 10.00

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 225, FIRM OF BLURTS 145
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 0 0, Dylan Minarik 0 4 0 40, Greg Peterson 0 0 1 -5, Victor Prieto 0 2 0 20
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 1 0 10, Chris Ray 0 2 1 15, Saajid Moyen 1 1 2 15, Stephen Liu 1 4 0 55
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 6 90 15.00, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 10 130 13.00

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 340, wobbly cocaine spaceship 40
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 0 2 0 20, Ike Jose 0 4 2 30, Mike Sorice 0 1 1 5, Will Nediger 1 5 0 65
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 1 -5, Michael Coates 1 0 0 15, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 0 0 0, Rama Rangaraju 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 13 220 16.92, wobbly cocaine spaceship 2 20 10.00

Dialectic Demolition Derby 180, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 150
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 1 0 10, Chris Borglum 0 2 1 15, Jordan Palmer 0 2 0 20, Ryan Westbrook 0 3 3 15
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 1 0 10, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 1 -5, Sam Bailey 0 2 2 10, Trevor Davis 0 3 1 25
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 8 120 15.00, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 6 110 18.33

Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 150, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 125
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 1 3 2 35, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 2 0 20
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 1 3 0 45, Jay Misuk 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Patrick Liao 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 6 70 11.67, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 7 80 11.43

Sustainable Ibex Farming 355, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 75
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 1 2 1 30, Matt Bollinger 0 5 3 35, Matt Jackson 1 3 0 45, Tommy Casalaspi 1 0 0 15
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 2 2 10, Kenji Golimlim 0 0 0 0, Chris Grubb 0 1 0 10, Mike Bentley 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 13 230 17.69, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 4 50 12.50

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 240, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 140
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 2 0 20, Chris Manners 0 2 0 20, Evan Adams 0 5 2 40, Mike Cheyne 0 0 0 0
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 1 2 2 25, Jason Asher 0 0 1 -5, Richard Yu 0 3 1 25, Will Alston 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 9 160 17.78, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 6 100 16.67


Round 3 (Packet: Sustainable Ibex Farming)

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 215, Dialectic Demolition Derby 170
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 3 2 20, Chris Ray 2 2 2 40, Saajid Moyen 0 2 1 15, Stephen Liu 0 1 0 10
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 1 -5, Chris Borglum 0 3 0 30, Jordan Palmer 0 2 0 20, Ryan Westbrook 1 1 2 15
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 10 130 13.00, Dialectic Demolition Derby 7 110 15.71

FIRM OF BLURTS 170, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 70
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 3 -15, Dylan Minarik 0 5 3 35, Greg Peterson 0 4 0 40, Victor Prieto 0 0 0 0
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 2 0 20, Jay Misuk 0 2 2 10, Joe Su 0 1 1 5, Patrick Liao 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 9 110 12.22, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 5 40 8.00

Eliminative Materialism without Tears 215, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 155
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 4 0 40, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 4 1 35
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 1 0 1 10, Carsten Gehring 0 0 0 0, Douglas Yetman 1 3 0 45, Tejas Raje 0 4 0 40
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 8 80 10.00, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 9 120 13.33

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 205, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 140
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 2 2 10, Andrew Hart 0 0 1 -5, Rob Carson 1 2 0 35, Shan Kothari 0 2 0 20
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 1 4 0 55, Jason Asher 0 1 0 10, Richard Yu 0 1 2 0, Will Alston 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 7 80 11.43, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 10 110 11.00

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 345, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 45
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 1 1 20, Ike Jose 2 5 0 80, Mike Sorice 0 0 2 -10, Will Nediger 1 3 2 35
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 1 -5, Foster Hughes 0 0 1 -5, Alston Boyd 0 2 0 20, Jason Zhou 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 13 220 16.92, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 3 20 6.67

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 190, wobbly cocaine spaceship 110
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 2 1 15, Chris Manners 0 2 0 20, Evan Adams 1 3 2 35, Mike Cheyne 1 0 1 10
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 1 -5, Michael Coates 0 2 0 20, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 0 0 15, Rama Rangaraju 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 9 110 12.22, wobbly cocaine spaceship 6 50 8.33

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 365, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 90
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 0 1 1 5, Jordan Brownstein 2 2 0 50, Selene Koo 0 2 0 20, Seth Teitler 0 6 0 60
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 1 2 15, Matt Lafer 0 1 2 0, Sriram Pendyala 0 0 2 -10, Will Holub-Moorman 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 13 230 17.69, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 5 60 12.00

Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 195, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 110
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 1 0 10, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 0 0, Sam Bailey 1 2 1 30, Trevor Davis 1 0 1 10
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 6 2 50, Kenji Golimlim 0 1 0 10, Chris Grubb 0 2 0 20, Mike Bentley 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 5 60 12.00, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 9 120 13.33


Round 4 (Packet: Sizzling Sakh. Cycle of Memetics)

Sustainable Ibex Farming 390, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 35
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 0 0, Foster Hughes 0 0 1 -5, Alston Boyd 0 0 0 0, Jason Zhou 0 2 0 20
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 1 3 0 45, Matt Bollinger 1 3 1 40, Matt Jackson 2 2 1 45, Tommy Casalaspi 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 2 20 10.00, Sustainable Ibex Farming 13 250 19.23

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 400, wobbly cocaine spaceship 45
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 1 3 0 45, Andrew Hart 0 1 0 10, Rob Carson 2 2 0 50, Shan Kothari 3 1 0 55
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 0 0, Michael Coates 0 1 0 10, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 1 0 25, Rama Rangaraju 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 13 240 18.46, wobbly cocaine spaceship 3 10 3.33

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 470, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 75
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 3 3 0 75, Jordan Brownstein 1 4 1 50, Selene Koo 0 0 0 0, Seth Teitler 1 2 0 35
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 2 1 15, Jason Asher 0 0 0 0, Richard Yu 0 0 0 0, Will Alston 0 1 2 0
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 14 310 22.14, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 3 60 20.00

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 355, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 55
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 6 0 75, Matt Lafer 0 0 0 0, Sriram Pendyala 0 3 0 30, Will Holub-Moorman 0 3 0 30
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 2 0 20, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 13 220 16.92, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 3 30 10.00

Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 155, Dialectic Demolition Derby 145
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 1 -5, Chris Borglum 0 0 1 -5, Jordan Palmer 1 2 0 35, Ryan Westbrook 0 3 0 30
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 2 1 15, Jay Misuk 0 4 0 40, Joe Su 0 2 0 20, Patrick Liao 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 6 90 15.00, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 9 70 7.78

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 405, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 75
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 0 3 0 30, Ike Jose 1 4 0 55, Mike Sorice 0 3 0 30, Will Nediger 0 4 0 40
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 0 0 0, Chris Manners 1 1 0 25, Evan Adams 0 0 0 0, Mike Cheyne 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 15 250 16.67, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 3 40 13.33

Eliminative Materialism without Tears 220, FIRM OF BLURTS 95
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 0 0, Dylan Minarik 0 4 1 35, Greg Peterson 0 1 2 0, Victor Prieto 0 2 0 20
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 2 0 20, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 5 1 45, Tejas Raje 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 7 40 5.71, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 9 140 15.56

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 205, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 150
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 1 1 5, Kenji Golimlim 0 1 0 10, Chris Grubb 0 2 0 20, Mike Bentley 1 3 0 45
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 2 0 20, Chris Ray 0 4 2 30, Saajid Moyen 0 0 0 0, Stephen Liu 1 2 2 25
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 8 70 8.75, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 9 130 14.44


Round 5 (Packet: SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE)

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 480, wobbly cocaine spaceship 75
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 3 2 1 60, Jordan Brownstein 3 1 1 50, Selene Koo 1 1 1 20, Seth Teitler 0 4 0 40
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 0 0, Michael Coates 0 1 0 10, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 0 1 -5, Rama Rangaraju 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 15 310 20.67, wobbly cocaine spaceship 3 50 16.67

Eliminative Materialism without Tears 200, Dialectic Demolition Derby 90
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 0 0, Chris Borglum 0 1 0 10, Jordan Palmer 1 3 2 35, Ryan Westbrook 0 0 3 -15
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 1 0 10, Carsten Gehring 0 0 1 -5, Douglas Yetman 1 4 0 55, Tejas Raje 1 3 1 40
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 5 60 12.00, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 10 100 10.00

Sustainable Ibex Farming 335, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 270
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 1 0 0 15, Matt Bollinger 1 2 0 35, Matt Jackson 2 3 0 60, Tommy Casalaspi 1 0 0 15
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 0 0 15, Ike Jose 0 4 0 40, Mike Sorice 2 1 0 40, Will Nediger 0 3 1 25
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 10 210 21.00, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 11 150 13.64

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 320, FIRM OF BLURTS 185
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 6 0 75, Matt Lafer 0 0 1 -5, Sriram Pendyala 1 1 0 25, Will Holub-Moorman 1 1 0 25
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 4 0 40, Greg Peterson 0 2 1 15, Victor Prieto 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 11 200 18.18, FIRM OF BLURTS 8 110 13.75

Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 185, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 160
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 5 2 40, Kenji Golimlim 0 0 0 0, Chris Grubb 0 1 1 5, Mike Bentley 0 2 0 20
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 1 0 10, Jay Misuk 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 0 0 0, Patrick Liao 2 3 0 60
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 8 120 15.00, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 6 90 15.00

Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 330, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere -10
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 2 0 20, Mirza Ahmed 0 1 0 10, Sam Bailey 1 5 1 60, Trevor Davis 1 3 1 40
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 1 -5, Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Alston Boyd 0 0 1 -5, Jason Zhou 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 13 200 15.38, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 0 0 0.00

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 310, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 190
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 1 2 0 35, Andrew Hart 0 0 0 0, Rob Carson 0 1 0 10, Shan Kothari 2 5 1 75
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 3 1 25, Chris Manners 1 0 0 15, Evan Adams 0 1 0 10, Mike Cheyne 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 11 190 17.27, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 7 120 17.14

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 265, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 175
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 2 4 2 60, Seth Ebner 0 1 0 10, Will Mason 1 1 0 25
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 2 0 20, Jason Asher 0 2 0 20, Richard Yu 1 3 0 45, Will Alston 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 9 80 8.89, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 9 170 18.89


Round 6 (Packet: Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly)

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 290, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 235
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 2 0 0 30, Ike Jose 1 1 0 25, Mike Sorice 0 4 2 30, Will Nediger 0 0 0 0
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 0 0 0, Andrew Hart 1 5 1 60, Rob Carson 0 3 1 25, Shan Kothari 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 8 150 18.75, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 11 180 16.36

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 260, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 135
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 0 1 -5, Chris Ray 2 2 1 45, Saajid Moyen 0 1 1 5, Stephen Liu 0 4 1 35
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 2 0 20, Foster Hughes 0 1 0 10, Alston Boyd 2 0 0 30, Jason Zhou 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 9 180 20.00, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 8 40 5.00

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 255, Dialectic Demolition Derby 160
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 1 0 10, Chris Borglum 0 1 0 10, Jordan Palmer 0 4 1 35, Ryan Westbrook 0 2 1 15
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 2 1 30, Matt Lafer 0 3 0 30, Sriram Pendyala 1 0 0 15, Will Holub-Moorman 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 8 90 11.25, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 10 150 15.00

Sustainable Ibex Farming 465, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 120
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 2 2 0 50, Matt Bollinger 2 1 0 40, Matt Jackson 1 4 0 55, Tommy Casalaspi 0 3 0 30
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 1 0 10, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 0 0, Sam Bailey 0 3 1 25, Trevor Davis 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 15 290 19.33, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 5 70 14.00

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 260, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 255 OT
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 0 1 1 5, Jordan Brownstein 1 3 2 35, Selene Koo 1 4 1 50, Seth Teitler 0 2 0 20
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 1 0 10, Chris Manners 0 2 1 15, Evan Adams 3 1 0 55, Mike Cheyne 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 12 150 12.50, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 10 140 14.00

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 195, FIRM OF BLURTS 165
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 1 1 5, Dylan Minarik 1 2 2 25, Greg Peterson 1 2 1 30, Victor Prieto 0 1 1 5
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 2 2 0 50, Jason Asher 0 0 0 0, Richard Yu 1 0 0 15, Will Alston 1 3 3 30
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 8 100 12.50, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 9 100 11.11

Eliminative Materialism without Tears 190, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 140
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 1 0 1 10, Kenji Golimlim 2 1 0 40, Chris Grubb 0 1 1 5, Mike Bentley 0 1 1 5
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 2 0 20, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 4 1 35, Tejas Raje 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 6 80 13.33, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 9 110 12.22

wobbly cocaine spaceship 145, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 115
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 4 0 40, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 1 5
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 0 0, Michael Coates 1 2 0 35, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 3 0 30, Rama Rangaraju 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 5 70 14.00, wobbly cocaine spaceship 8 60 7.50


Round 7 (Packet: Eliminative Materialism Without Tears)

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 225, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 60
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 0 0 0, Kenji Golimlim 0 0 0 0, Chris Grubb 0 0 1 -5, Mike Bentley 0 3 1 25
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 3 0 45, Matt Lafer 0 2 1 15, Sriram Pendyala 0 1 2 0, Will Holub-Moorman 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 3 40 13.33, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 8 150 18.75

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 340, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 30
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 2 0 35, Ike Jose 1 2 2 25, Mike Sorice 0 5 0 50, Will Nediger 1 2 1 30
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 0 0 0, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 1 -5, Sam Bailey 1 1 2 15, Trevor Davis 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 14 200 14.29, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 2 20 10.00

FIRM OF BLURTS 195, wobbly cocaine spaceship 85
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 1 0 10, Dylan Minarik 0 5 2 40, Greg Peterson 0 1 1 5, Victor Prieto 0 2 0 20
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 1 1 5, Michael Coates 0 1 0 10, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 2 1 15, Rama Rangaraju 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 9 120 13.33, wobbly cocaine spaceship 5 50 10.00

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 270, Dialectic Demolition Derby 125
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 0 0, Chris Borglum 0 0 1 -5, Jordan Palmer 1 3 1 40, Ryan Westbrook 0 2 0 20
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 2 1 15, Jason Asher 0 1 0 10, Richard Yu 1 2 1 30, Will Alston 0 4 1 35
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 6 70 11.67, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 10 180 18.00

Sustainable Ibex Farming 355, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 85
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 0 1 -5, Chris Ray 0 2 1 15, Saajid Moyen 0 2 1 15, Stephen Liu 0 1 2 0
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 0 1 2 0, Matt Bollinger 1 1 0 25, Matt Jackson 0 4 0 40, Tommy Casalaspi 2 2 0 50
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 5 60 12.00, Sustainable Ibex Farming 11 240 21.82

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 370, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 170
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 1 1 5, Andrew Hart 0 2 1 15, Rob Carson 0 2 1 15, Shan Kothari 1 1 0 25
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 0 2 0 20, Jordan Brownstein 1 2 1 30, Selene Koo 0 2 0 20, Seth Teitler 1 4 1 50
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 7 110 15.71, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 12 250 20.83

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 350, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 50
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 1 0 0 15, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 1 5
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 1 0 10, Chris Manners 1 6 0 75, Evan Adams 1 2 0 35, Mike Cheyne 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 2 30 15.00, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 13 210 16.15

Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 245, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 80
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 5 0 50, Jay Misuk 0 2 1 15, Joe Su 0 3 0 30, Patrick Liao 0 1 0 10
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 1 -5, Foster Hughes 1 1 0 25, Alston Boyd 0 2 0 20, Jason Zhou 0 0 2 -10
Bonuses: Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 11 140 12.73, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 4 50 12.50


Round 8 (Packet: Cock Bros Int'l Institute for Plagiarism)

Sustainable Ibex Farming 610, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 25
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 1 0 0 15, Jay Misuk 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 0 0 0, Patrick Liao 0 0 0 0
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 1 1 0 25, Matt Bollinger 4 4 0 100, Matt Jackson 1 2 0 35, Tommy Casalaspi 2 3 0 60
Bonuses: Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 1 10 10.00, Sustainable Ibex Farming 18 390 21.67

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 305, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 295
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 0 0 15, Ike Jose 2 1 0 40, Mike Sorice 0 2 1 15, Will Nediger 1 3 0 45
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 1 1 0 25, Jordan Brownstein 2 3 1 55, Selene Koo 0 1 0 10, Seth Teitler 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 10 190 19.00, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 10 180 18.00

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 410, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 80
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 2 2 10, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 2 0 20
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 2 3 1 55, Andrew Hart 0 3 0 30, Rob Carson 0 4 0 40, Shan Kothari 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 4 50 12.50, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 15 250 16.67

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 295, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 180
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 1 0 0 15, Chris Ray 2 2 2 40, Saajid Moyen 2 4 0 70, Stephen Liu 0 0 0 0
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 3 1 25, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 0 0, Sam Bailey 2 2 0 50, Trevor Davis 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 11 170 15.45, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 8 100 12.50

Eliminative Materialism without Tears 215, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 175
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 3 0 30, Carsten Gehring 0 2 0 20, Douglas Yetman 0 3 1 25, Tejas Raje 0 2 0 20
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 0 0, Foster Hughes 0 3 0 30, Alston Boyd 1 1 1 20, Jason Zhou 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Eliminative Materialism without Tears 10 120 12.00, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 8 90 11.25

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 365, FIRM OF BLURTS 90
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 3 0 30, Chris Manners 0 3 0 30, Evan Adams 2 3 0 60, Mike Cheyne 1 2 0 35
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 1 -5, Dylan Minarik 0 4 0 40, Greg Peterson 0 0 0 0, Victor Prieto 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 14 210 15.00, FIRM OF BLURTS 4 60 15.00

Dialectic Demolition Derby 260, wobbly cocaine spaceship 100
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 4 0 40, Chris Borglum 0 2 0 20, Jordan Palmer 1 3 2 35, Ryan Westbrook 0 1 1 5
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 0 0, Michael Coates 0 0 1 -5, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 2 1 30, Rama Rangaraju 0 3 1 25
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 11 160 14.55, wobbly cocaine spaceship 6 50 8.33

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 205, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 185
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 1 5 0 65, Kenji Golimlim 0 2 0 20, Chris Grubb 0 1 0 10, Mike Bentley 0 0 0 0
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 2 1 15, Jason Asher 0 0 1 -5, Richard Yu 1 5 0 65, Will Alston 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 9 90 10.00, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 8 130 16.25


Round 9 (Packet: Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf)

Dialectic Demolition Derby 170, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 130
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 1 -5, Chris Borglum 0 1 0 10, Jordan Palmer 0 3 2 20, Ryan Westbrook 0 4 3 25
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 0 1 -5, Chris Manners 1 1 0 25, Evan Adams 0 2 0 20, Mike Cheyne 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 8 120 15.00, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 6 70 11.67

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 305, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 290
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 1 0 0 15, Chris Ray 3 2 1 60, Saajid Moyen 0 1 2 0, Stephen Liu 1 2 1 30
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 2 0 35, Ike Jose 0 4 0 40, Mike Sorice 0 2 3 5, Will Nediger 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 10 200 20.00, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 10 200 20.00

Sustainable Ibex Farming 575, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 45
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 1 1 5, Carsten Gehring 0 0 0 0, Douglas Yetman 0 0 1 -5, Tejas Raje 1 0 0 15
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 1 2 0 35, Matt Bollinger 2 4 0 70, Matt Jackson 0 4 1 35, Tommy Casalaspi 1 3 0 45
Bonuses: Eliminative Materialism without Tears 2 30 15.00, Sustainable Ibex Farming 17 390 22.94

Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 170, wobbly cocaine spaceship 70
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 3 0 30, Michael Coates 0 0 0 0, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 0 0 15, Rama Rangaraju 0 1 1 5
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 1 4 0 55, Kenji Golimlim 0 0 1 -5, Chris Grubb 0 1 1 5, Mike Bentley 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: wobbly cocaine spaceship 5 20 4.00, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 8 90 11.25

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 270, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 150
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 1 0 10, Foster Hughes 0 2 0 20, Alston Boyd 1 1 1 20, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 0 6 1 55, Matt Lafer 0 2 0 20, Sriram Pendyala 0 1 2 0, Will Holub-Moorman 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 6 90 15.00, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 11 180 16.36

Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 210, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 125
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 2 0 20, Mirza Ahmed 0 1 0 10, Sam Bailey 0 2 0 20, Trevor Davis 1 3 1 40
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 1 1 5, Jay Misuk 0 1 1 5, Joe Su 0 2 0 20, Patrick Liao 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 9 120 13.33, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 6 80 13.33

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 300, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 90
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 1 2 3 20, Jordan Brownstein 2 1 2 30, Selene Koo 1 1 0 25, Seth Teitler 0 2 1 15
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 3 0 30, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 10 210 21.00, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 4 50 12.50

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 195, FIRM OF BLURTS 155
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 0 3 -15, Andrew Hart 0 2 0 20, Rob Carson 1 5 0 65, Shan Kothari 1 0 0 15
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 1 0 0 15, Dylan Minarik 0 3 2 20, Greg Peterson 0 1 0 10, Victor Prieto 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 9 110 12.22, FIRM OF BLURTS 7 90 12.86


Round 10 (Packet: wobbly cocaine spaceship)

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 285, FIRM OF BLURTS 5
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 2 1 0 40, Jordan Brownstein 1 3 2 35, Selene Koo 1 1 0 25, Seth Teitler 0 2 1 15
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 0 0, Dylan Minarik 0 0 2 -10, Greg Peterson 1 0 1 10, Victor Prieto 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 11 170 15.45, FIRM OF BLURTS 1 10 10.00

Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 160, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 90
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 3 2 20, Carsten Gehring 0 0 1 -5, Douglas Yetman 1 2 0 35, Tejas Raje 0 0 2 -10
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 2 0 20, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 0 0, Sam Bailey 1 1 2 15, Trevor Davis 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Eliminative Materialism without Tears 6 50 8.33, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 7 90 12.86

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 255, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 100
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 2 0 20, Chris Ray 0 3 1 25, Saajid Moyen 0 2 1 15, Stephen Liu 1 2 2 25
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 1 0 10, Jay Misuk 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 2 0 20, Patrick Liao 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 10 170 17.00, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 4 60 15.00

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 365, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 55
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 3 0 30, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 1 5
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 0 2 0 20, Ike Jose 1 2 0 35, Mike Sorice 0 1 2 0, Will Nediger 4 2 0 80
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 4 20 5.00, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 12 230 19.17

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 185, Dialectic Demolition Derby 150
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 2 0 20, Andrew Hart 0 1 0 10, Rob Carson 1 2 0 35, Shan Kothari 0 2 0 20
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 1 1 5, Chris Borglum 0 1 0 10, Jordan Palmer 0 2 0 20, Ryan Westbrook 1 2 2 25
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 8 100 12.50, Dialectic Demolition Derby 7 90 12.86

Sustainable Ibex Farming 285, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 120
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 2 2 0 50, Matt Bollinger 0 1 2 0, Matt Jackson 0 5 1 45, Tommy Casalaspi 0 2 0 20
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 1 0 25, Matt Lafer 0 0 0 0, Sriram Pendyala 1 1 0 25, Will Holub-Moorman 0 1 2 0
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 12 170 14.17, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 5 70 14.00

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 225, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 70
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 1 0 2 5, Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Alston Boyd 1 1 0 25, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 1 3 0 45, Jason Asher 0 2 0 20, Richard Yu 1 1 0 25, Will Alston 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 4 30 7.50, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 9 130 14.44

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 160, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 115
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 3 0 30, Chris Manners 0 3 1 25, Evan Adams 0 0 0 0, Mike Cheyne 0 1 1 5
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 1 3 -5, Kenji Golimlim 0 3 0 30, Chris Grubb 0 2 0 20, Mike Bentley 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 7 100 14.29, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 7 60 8.57


Round 11 (Packet: Theoretical Expend. / Leisure Class)

Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 145, FIRM OF BLURTS 95
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 0 0, Dylan Minarik 0 3 4 10, Greg Peterson 0 1 1 5, Victor Prieto 0 1 0 10
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 1 4 0 55, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 5 70 14.00, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 7 70 10.00

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 220, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 140
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 3 2 20, Andrew Hart 0 3 0 30, Rob Carson 1 2 1 30, Shan Kothari 0 0 2 -10
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 0 2 -10, Kenji Golimlim 1 1 1 20, Chris Grubb 0 2 1 15, Mike Bentley 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 9 150 16.67, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 6 90 15.00

Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 125, wobbly cocaine spaceship 70
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 2 0 20, Foster Hughes 1 0 0 15, Alston Boyd 0 2 0 20, Jason Zhou 0 3 0 30
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 1 -5, Michael Coates 0 1 0 10, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 1 3 10, Rama Rangaraju 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 8 40 5.00, wobbly cocaine spaceship 4 50 12.50

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 450, Dialectic Demolition Derby 55
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 0 0, Chris Borglum 0 2 1 15, Jordan Palmer 0 0 1 -5, Ryan Westbrook 1 0 2 5
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 2 1 0 40, Jordan Brownstein 3 4 0 85, Selene Koo 0 1 1 5, Seth Teitler 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 3 40 13.33, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 14 290 20.71

Sustainable Ibex Farming 455, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 110
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 2 0 0 30, Matt Bollinger 2 6 0 90, Matt Jackson 1 2 0 35, Tommy Casalaspi 0 1 0 10
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 3 1 25, Jason Asher 0 0 0 0, Richard Yu 0 1 0 10, Will Alston 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 14 290 20.71, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 4 80 20.00

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 425, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 45
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 0 1 0 10, Ike Jose 1 1 0 25, Mike Sorice 2 2 2 40, Will Nediger 2 4 0 70
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 1 1 5, Jay Misuk 0 1 1 5, Joe Su 0 0 0 0, Patrick Liao 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 13 280 21.54, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 3 30 10.00

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 270, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 110
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 0 0 0, Mirza Ahmed 0 1 0 10, Sam Bailey 0 1 1 5, Trevor Davis 1 1 2 15
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 0 4 0 40, Matt Lafer 1 2 0 35, Sriram Pendyala 1 1 2 15, Will Holub-Moorman 2 0 0 30
Bonuses: Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 4 80 20.00, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 11 150 13.64

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 305, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 135
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 1 0 10, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 2 1 15, Tejas Raje 0 3 0 30
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 1 1 0 25, Chris Ray 1 4 2 45, Saajid Moyen 1 1 0 25, Stephen Liu 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Eliminative Materialism without Tears 7 70 10.00, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 10 200 20.00


Round 12 (Packet: steal submarine)

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 370, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 110
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 3 2 20, Kenji Golimlim 0 0 0 0, Chris Grubb 0 0 0 0, Mike Bentley 0 3 0 30
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 1 2 1 30, Jordan Brownstein 0 2 2 10, Selene Koo 0 1 0 10, Seth Teitler 2 4 0 70
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 6 60 10.00, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 12 250 20.83

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 405, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 20
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 5 0 50, Chris Manners 0 2 0 20, Evan Adams 1 7 1 80, Mike Cheyne 1 1 0 25
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 0 0, Foster Hughes 0 0 1 -5, Alston Boyd 0 1 0 10, Jason Zhou 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 17 230 13.53, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 1 20 20.00

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 270, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 245
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 2 1 15, Chris Ray 0 3 0 30, Saajid Moyen 1 1 0 25, Stephen Liu 1 3 1 40
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 2 0 35, Matt Lafer 0 0 1 -5, Sriram Pendyala 0 3 2 20, Will Holub-Moorman 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 11 160 14.55, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 8 170 21.25

Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 230, Dialectic Demolition Derby 175
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 1 2 0, Chris Borglum 0 3 0 30, Jordan Palmer 0 2 1 15, Ryan Westbrook 0 2 2 10
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 7 3 55, Seth Ebner 1 1 0 25, Will Mason 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 8 120 15.00, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 11 130 11.82

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 470, FIRM OF BLURTS 25
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 1 1 20, Ike Jose 0 5 1 45, Mike Sorice 0 4 0 40, Will Nediger 1 2 0 35
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 1 -5, Dylan Minarik 0 1 1 5, Greg Peterson 0 1 1 5, Victor Prieto 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 14 330 23.57, FIRM OF BLURTS 3 10 3.33

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 245, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 195
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 3 0 30, Jason Asher 0 1 0 10, Richard Yu 0 2 0 20, Will Alston 0 3 1 25
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 1 0 10, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 1 -5, Sam Bailey 2 2 2 40, Trevor Davis 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 9 160 17.78, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 8 120 15.00

Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 220, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 135
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 0 0 0, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 4 2 30, Tejas Raje 0 2 3 5
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 3 1 25, Jay Misuk 0 4 0 40, Joe Su 0 3 0 30, Patrick Liao 0 0 1 -5
Bonuses: Eliminative Materialism without Tears 7 90 12.86, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 10 130 13.00

Sustainable Ibex Farming 430, wobbly cocaine spaceship 70
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 1 1 1 20, Matt Bollinger 0 4 0 40, Matt Jackson 1 4 0 55, Tommy Casalaspi 0 4 1 35
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 1 0 10, Michael Coates 0 0 0 0, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 0 0 15, Rama Rangaraju 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 15 280 18.67, wobbly cocaine spaceship 3 40 13.33


Round 13 (Packet: Scale Abrasions)

Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 255, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 100
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 4 0 40, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 0 10
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 2 3 1 55, Kenji Golimlim 1 1 0 25, Chris Grubb 1 1 1 20, Mike Bentley 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 5 50 10.00, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 11 130 11.82

Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 215, wobbly cocaine spaceship 100
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 1 0 10, Michael Coates 0 2 0 20, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 1 2 0, Rama Rangaraju 0 1 0 10
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 3 0 30, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 0 0, Sam Bailey 0 2 2 10, Trevor Davis 0 5 1 45
Bonuses: wobbly cocaine spaceship 5 60 12.00, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 10 130 13.00

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 310, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 155
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 2 0 0 30, Jay Misuk 0 3 1 25, Joe Su 0 0 0 0, Patrick Liao 0 1 0 10
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 3 1 40, Matt Lafer 0 2 0 20, Sriram Pendyala 1 2 0 35, Will Holub-Moorman 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 6 90 15.00, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 12 180 15.00

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 440, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 5
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 1 3 1 40, Andrew Hart 0 2 0 20, Rob Carson 2 6 1 85, Shan Kothari 2 0 1 25
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 1 -5, Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Alston Boyd 0 0 0 0, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 16 270 16.88, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 1 0 0.00

Sustainable Ibex Farming 370, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 195
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 2 2 0 50, Matt Bollinger 0 5 0 50, Matt Jackson 1 1 1 20, Tommy Casalaspi 1 0 1 10
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 1 1 5, Chris Manners 1 0 1 10, Evan Adams 1 2 0 35, Mike Cheyne 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 12 240 20.00, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 8 110 13.75

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 415, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 100
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 3 0 45, Ike Jose 0 8 1 75, Mike Sorice 0 1 0 10, Will Nediger 1 1 0 25
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 2 0 20, Carsten Gehring 0 0 0 0, Douglas Yetman 1 0 0 15, Tejas Raje 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 15 260 17.33, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 4 50 12.50

Dialectic Demolition Derby 265, FIRM OF BLURTS 60
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 2 0 20, Dylan Minarik 0 1 3 -5, Greg Peterson 0 1 0 10, Victor Prieto 0 1 1 5
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 2 0 20, Chris Borglum 0 2 1 15, Jordan Palmer 0 5 0 50, Ryan Westbrook 0 3 0 30
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 5 30 6.00, Dialectic Demolition Derby 12 150 12.50

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 290, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 230
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 2 2 0 50, Jason Asher 0 1 1 5, Richard Yu 1 2 0 35, Will Alston 0 4 2 30
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 1 0 1 10, Chris Ray 0 1 1 5, Saajid Moyen 1 2 1 30, Stephen Liu 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 12 170 14.17, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 8 150 18.75


Round 14 (Packet: Lee Mack Presents)

Sustainable Ibex Farming 450, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 80
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 0 0 0, Andrew Hart 1 1 0 25, Rob Carson 0 1 1 5, Shan Kothari 0 0 0 0
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 0 1 1 5, Matt Bollinger 2 3 1 55, Matt Jackson 0 7 0 70, Tommy Casalaspi 2 0 0 30
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 3 50 16.67, Sustainable Ibex Farming 15 290 19.33

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 390, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 75
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 1 2 1 30, Jason Asher 0 3 0 30, Richard Yu 1 2 0 35, Will Alston 0 5 1 45
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 1 0 10, Jay Misuk 0 0 1 -5, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Patrick Liao 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 14 250 17.86, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 4 40 10.00

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 505, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 55
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 0 4 0 40, Jordan Brownstein 1 8 0 95, Selene Koo 1 1 0 25, Seth Teitler 1 1 0 25
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 0 0, Foster Hughes 0 0 0 0, Alston Boyd 0 2 1 15, Jason Zhou 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 17 320 18.82, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 2 40 20.00

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 245, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 210
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 1 4 1 50, Matt Lafer 0 1 1 5, Sriram Pendyala 1 0 1 10, Will Holub-Moorman 0 2 0 20
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 2 0 0 30, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 4 2 30, Tejas Raje 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 9 160 17.78, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 9 120 13.33

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 255, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 135
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 2 0 20, Chris Manners 0 2 0 20, Evan Adams 1 3 0 45, Mike Cheyne 0 3 0 30
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 0 0 0, Mirza Ahmed 0 2 0 20, Sam Bailey 0 3 1 25, Trevor Davis 1 1 3 10
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 11 140 12.73, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 7 80 11.43

Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 295, FIRM OF BLURTS 150
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 1 5 0 65, Kenji Golimlim 0 2 0 20, Chris Grubb 1 2 0 35, Mike Bentley 1 0 0 15
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 0 1 -5, Dylan Minarik 0 5 0 50, Greg Peterson 0 0 0 0, Victor Prieto 1 0 0 15
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 12 160 13.33, FIRM OF BLURTS 6 90 15.00

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 270, wobbly cocaine spaceship 100
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 1 4 0 55, Chris Ray 0 2 1 15, Saajid Moyen 1 1 0 25, Stephen Liu 0 2 3 5
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 2 0 20, Michael Coates 0 1 0 10, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 2 0 20, Rama Rangaraju 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 11 170 15.45, wobbly cocaine spaceship 5 50 10.00

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 365, Dialectic Demolition Derby 145
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 1 -5, Chris Borglum 0 0 2 -10, Jordan Palmer 0 3 2 20, Ryan Westbrook 2 1 0 40
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 2 0 0 30, Ike Jose 0 3 4 10, Mike Sorice 0 3 0 30, Will Nediger 1 3 0 45
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 6 100 16.67, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 12 250 20.83


Round 15 (Packet: FIRM OF BLURTS)

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 315, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 215
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 2 1 0 40, Matt Lafer 0 2 0 20, Sriram Pendyala 0 1 1 5, Will Holub-Moorman 0 1 0 10
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 0 1 0 10, Ike Jose 0 4 0 40, Mike Sorice 0 3 1 25, Will Nediger 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 7 140 20.00, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 10 220 22.00

Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 190, wobbly cocaine spaceship 45
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 1 -5, Michael Coates 0 0 1 -5, Naveed Chowdhurry 1 0 0 15, Rama Rangaraju 0 2 0 20
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 6 0 60, Jay Misuk 0 0 0 0, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Patrick Liao 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: wobbly cocaine spaceship 3 20 6.67, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 8 110 13.75

Sustainable Ibex Farming 290, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 230
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 0 2 0 20, Matt Bollinger 1 0 1 10, Matt Jackson 3 2 1 60, Tommy Casalaspi 0 1 0 10
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 1 3 0 45, Jordan Brownstein 2 2 0 50, Selene Koo 0 0 1 -5, Seth Teitler 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 9 190 21.11, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 8 140 17.50

Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 160, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 60
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 1 -5, Foster Hughes 0 2 0 20, Alston Boyd 0 0 0 0, Jason Zhou 0 2 1 15
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 4 0 40, Seth Ebner 0 1 0 10, Will Mason 1 2 1 30
Bonuses: Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 4 30 7.50, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 8 80 10.00

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 285, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 70
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 4 0 40, Jason Asher 0 1 0 10, Richard Yu 0 0 1 -5, Will Alston 1 5 1 60
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 0 1 -5, Carsten Gehring 0 0 1 -5, Douglas Yetman 0 3 1 25, Tejas Raje 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 11 180 16.36, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 4 50 12.50

PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 325, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 70
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 1 1 0 25, Chris Manners 0 1 0 10, Evan Adams 0 0 1 -5, Mike Cheyne 0 1 2 0
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 1 0 10, Chris Ray 0 5 1 45, Saajid Moyen 1 2 1 30, Stephen Liu 2 1 0 40
Bonuses: Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 4 40 10.00, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 12 200 16.67

Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 220, Dialectic Demolition Derby 100
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 0 0 0 0, Chris Borglum 1 0 1 10, Jordan Palmer 1 1 1 20, Ryan Westbrook 0 2 2 10
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 0 1 1 5, Kenji Golimlim 0 2 0 20, Chris Grubb 0 2 0 20, Mike Bentley 2 1 1 35
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 5 60 12.00, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 8 140 17.50

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 310, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 110
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 2 0 20, Mirza Ahmed 1 0 0 15, Sam Bailey 1 1 0 25, Trevor Davis 0 0 2 -10
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 4 0 40, Andrew Hart 0 3 1 25, Rob Carson 0 3 0 30, Shan Kothari 2 0 1 25
Bonuses: Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 5 60 12.00, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 12 190 15.83


Round 16 (Packet: Dialectic Demolition Derby)

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 370, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 75
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 0 2 0 20, Jordan Brownstein 5 3 0 105, Selene Koo 0 2 0 20, Seth Teitler 0 3 1 25
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 1 0 10, Mirza Ahmed 0 0 0 0, Sam Bailey 0 0 1 -5, Trevor Davis 1 2 1 30
Bonuses: Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 15 200 13.33, Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 4 40 10.00

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 385, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 65
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 0 1 -5, Chris Ray 0 1 1 5, Saajid Moyen 0 1 2 0, Stephen Liu 0 2 1 15
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 1 3 0 45, Andrew Hart 0 1 0 10, Rob Carson 0 6 1 55, Shan Kothari 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 4 50 12.50, sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 14 240 17.14

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 295, Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 120
Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise: Ben Zhang 1 1 2 15, Kenji Golimlim 0 0 0 0, Chris Grubb 0 1 0 10, Mike Bentley 1 2 0 35
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 0 1 1 5, Ike Jose 0 2 1 15, Mike Sorice 0 2 1 15, Will Nediger 2 5 0 80
Bonuses: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise 6 60 10.00, Alexei the Argumentative Bear 12 180 15.00

Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 180, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 110
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 3 0 30, Jay Misuk 0 2 1 15, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Patrick Liao 1 1 0 25
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 0 1 1 5, Chris Manners 1 1 1 20, Evan Adams 0 1 3 -5, Mike Cheyne 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 8 100 12.50, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 5 80 16.00

Sustainable Ibex Farming 425, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 30
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 0 2 3 5, Matt Bollinger 3 3 1 70, Matt Jackson 1 4 0 55, Tommy Casalaspi 1 1 0 25
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 0 1 -5, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 15 270 18.00, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 2 20 10.00

Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 230, Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 185
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 0 3 0 30, Matt Lafer 0 1 1 5, Sriram Pendyala 0 2 0 20, Will Holub-Moorman 0 1 0 10
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 2 1 15, Jason Asher 0 1 1 5, Richard Yu 0 1 0 10, Will Alston 1 4 1 50
Bonuses: Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 7 120 17.14, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 9 150 16.67

Eliminative Materialism without Tears 190, wobbly cocaine spaceship 95
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 1 1 5, Carsten Gehring 0 1 0 10, Douglas Yetman 0 3 2 20, Tejas Raje 0 4 1 35
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 1 0 1 10, Michael Coates 0 1 0 10, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 2 1 15, Rama Rangaraju 0 2 0 20
Bonuses: Eliminative Materialism without Tears 9 120 13.33, wobbly cocaine spaceship 6 40 6.67

FIRM OF BLURTS 205, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 50
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 0 1 1 5, Dylan Minarik 0 4 0 40, Greg Peterson 3 0 1 40, Victor Prieto 0 1 0 10
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 0 0 0, Foster Hughes 0 1 2 0, Alston Boyd 0 0 1 -5, Jason Zhou 1 1 0 25
Bonuses: FIRM OF BLURTS 9 110 12.22, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 3 30 10.00


Round 17 (Packet: Brother-in-law of Mayonnaise)

Sustainable Ibex Farming 405, FIRM OF BLURTS 120
Sustainable Ibex Farming: Auroni Gupta 2 1 0 40, Matt Bollinger 0 1 0 10, Matt Jackson 1 6 0 75, Tommy Casalaspi 1 1 1 20
FIRM OF BLURTS: Daniel Hothem 1 0 1 10, Dylan Minarik 0 3 1 25, Greg Peterson 0 0 0 0, Victor Prieto 0 2 1 15
Bonuses: Sustainable Ibex Farming 13 260 20.00, FIRM OF BLURTS 6 70 11.67

Dialectic Demolition Derby 170, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 80
Dialectic Demolition Derby: Billy Beyer 1 0 0 15, Chris Borglum 0 4 1 35, Jordan Palmer 0 2 2 10, Ryan Westbrook 0 1 0 10
Tokyo Drifting Everywhere: Athena Kern 0 3 1 25, Foster Hughes 0 0 1 -5, Alston Boyd 0 1 0 10, Jason Zhou 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Dialectic Demolition Derby 8 100 12.50, Tokyo Drifting Everywhere 5 40 8.00

sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 360, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 140
sometimes in this life u must steal submarine: Adam Silverman 0 6 0 60, Andrew Hart 0 0 0 0, Rob Carson 2 0 0 30, Shan Kothari 0 5 0 50
Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly: Derek So 0 1 0 10, Jay Misuk 1 1 1 20, Joe Su 0 1 0 10, Patrick Liao 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: sometimes in this life u must steal submarine 13 220 16.92, Kuala Lampur Yak-Herder's Weekly 5 90 18.00

Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 295, wobbly cocaine spaceship 115
Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism: Jacob Reed 0 2 2 10, Matt Lafer 0 5 0 50, Sriram Pendyala 0 2 2 10, Will Holub-Moorman 1 0 0 15
wobbly cocaine spaceship: Cory Haala 0 0 0 0, Michael Coates 0 0 0 0, Naveed Chowdhurry 0 6 1 55, Rama Rangaraju 0 1 0 10
Bonuses: Cock Bros International Institute for Plagiarism 10 210 21.00, wobbly cocaine spaceship 7 50 7.14

Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 290, Eliminative Materialism without Tears 130
Eliminative Materialism without Tears: Andrew Nadig 0 1 0 10, Carsten Gehring 0 2 0 20, Douglas Yetman 1 0 0 15, Tejas Raje 1 1 0 25
Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class: Ashvin Srivatsa 1 3 1 40, Chris Manners 2 0 0 30, Evan Adams 1 5 1 60, Mike Cheyne 0 0 0 0
Bonuses: Eliminative Materialism without Tears 6 60 10.00, Theoretical Expenditures of the Leisure Class 12 160 13.33

Alexei the Argumentative Bear 325, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 190
Alexei the Argumentative Bear: Billy Busse 1 0 1 10, Ike Jose 0 2 1 15, Mike Sorice 0 4 1 35, Will Nediger 1 2 0 35
Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf: Andrew Wang 0 3 2 20, Jason Asher 0 0 0 0, Richard Yu 1 0 0 15, Will Alston 1 2 0 35
Bonuses: Alexei the Argumentative Bear 10 230 23.00, Biz Casual Kamikaze Werewolf 7 120 17.14

Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 290, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 70
Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics: Jasper Lee 0 4 0 40, Mirza Ahmed 0 1 0 10, Sam Bailey 1 2 0 35, Trevor Davis 0 4 1 35
Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"!: Charles Hang 0 3 1 25, Seth Ebner 0 0 0 0, Will Mason 0 1 1 5
Bonuses: Sizzling Stakhanovite Cycle of Memetics 12 170 14.17, Lee Mack Presents "The Wonderful World Of All The 2012 Capex Of Wolfson Plc"! 4 40 10.00

Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 365, PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 135
PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE: Brian McPeak 0 1 0 10, Chris Ray 0 2 1 15, Saajid Moyen 1 1 0 25, Stephen Liu 0 2 1 15
Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations: John Lawrence 1 1 0 25, Jordan Brownstein 1 5 0 65, Selene Koo 0 1 0 10, Seth Teitler 1 3 0 45
Bonuses: PROBABLY BE SKEPTICAL OF THA POLICE 7 70 10.00, Scale Abrasions Produced by Unexpected Shifts in Rock Formations 13 220 16.92