The Doctor's Dictionary
defines...
Quizling (kwiz'ling) n. 1. A shill for a certain company
in Woodland Hills, CA, who seeks to undermine the
quizbowl community's efforts to exercise free will and
inclusion through revisionism, misrepresentation, and
legalism. 2. One who believes and perpetuates propaganda to
the effect that a certain company in Woodland Hills,
CA has the best interests of even a single college
student in mind. 3. One whose reason and morality are
impaired by flashing lights and bells and whistles.