Re: Poll Questions Answered

Some comments from a representative of a team
with more #1 votes than Maryland, Harvard, Yale,
Princeton, Texas, and Virginia combined (ooooh, that sounds
good!):

At ICT, I played against both Oxford teams. Balliol
featured Ian Bayley, who would have been a tournament
all-star under PPG. He is, in my mind, the best active
non-American player. In addition, Western Ontario was there.
We never played them, but if you look at the
scoresheets, David Thorsley was definitely more than capable
of winning games single-handedly. Furthermore, last
year Michigan A had Rory Molinari, a superb player
from Australia who made some big
contributions.

Why do I mention this? Because they are, sadly,
exceptions rather than rules. I know that in the days before
my time, there was a case that if Team USA and Team
Canada met on culture-neutral questions, it would be a
fair fight. Heck, that may still be the case today.
However, that is all a moot point. Quiz Bowl is inherently
American in bias, as I'm sure people will admit. As such,
Americans will perform better simply due to the fact that
they are taught this stuff.

Conversely, I will
concede that I (at least) would have no chance in a
Canadian culture war. Jokes aside, Canada is nothing like
the US. I know zero Canadian literature other than
L.M. Montgomery and the Avonlea series, and only
Canadian political events in my lifetime are in my memory.
I couldn't name any Provincial governors or
Parliament members who were not Prime Ministers. And I
certainly don't know my Junior Hockey teams or CFL Grey Cup
history as well as someone who was absorbed in the
stuff.

I don't want this to sound like an Ugly American
post, but just as you'd expect an American team to
whoop up on a Canadian team in American football or
basketball (another inherently American game), you would
expect an American team to defeat a Canadian team at
quizbowl as we know it -- a game asking for Amerocentric
knowledge. Meanwhile, as in the inherently Canadian game of
hockey where the best Canadian players should win a
best-of-seven over the top Americans (results of the most
recent World Cup notwithstanding -- when's the next one,
anyway?), I would expect a team of Canadian quizbowl
legends to smash a team of American players in a game
where everything was written by and for Canadian
players.

So, how does this relate to the poll? Well, the poll
is conducted by and about the American quizbowl
scene. Hence, you shouldn't expect to see non-American
teams there. If the Toronto Aronauts could beat the San
Francisco 49ers in an American game, we'd mention how far
the CFL has gone. But they don't play, so they are in
another universe.

By the way, your example with
the Rochester soccer team is a red herring. They
aren't in MLS standings because they aren't MLS. US
Soccer, in their infinite wisdom, doesn't do promotion
and relegation. if they did, the Rhinos would be up
there fighting with DC United and the Columbus Crew
every year.

For the record, though, had Balliol
finished any higher at the ICT, I would have put them in
the Top 25. As for Western Ontario and the rest of
the Canadian Invasion -- as has been said before, the
Mackenzie Bowl will reveal how level the playing field is
across the 49th.

Andy Goss
Duke University

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