On several strange trips I heard
many songs
would be made really great
if we changed each word
to something far more appropriate.
Earn the
acclaim of your peers
and post your warped lyrics
here.
For instance:
So you want to be a rock and roll
star,
by the Byrds
So you want to be a college bowl
star
Then listen now and hear what I say
Just get a
Electronic Judge
Then take some time
and learn how to
play
And with your hair swung right
And your pants too
tight
It's gonna be all right
Then it's time to go
downtown
Where the question man won't let you down
Sell your
soul to the Company
Who are waiting there to sell
questions fair
And in a match or two
If your PPG tops
the charts
The girls'll tear you apart
The
price you paid for your points and fame
Was it all a
strange game?
You're a little insane
The score, the
fame, the public acclaim
Don't forget what you
are
You're a college bowl star!
The
Quizbowl Messiah