Rochester's previously-announced TRASH junior bird will not be
happening on October 6, due to MOOZE BITEZ
MOOZE CAN BE QUITE NAZTY, ESPECIALLY IN CANADIA AND ITHAKA, WHICH IZ
PRETTY MUCH LIKE CANADIA, ONLY GORGIER
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We apologize for this. The people responsible for this tourney
cancellation announcement have been sacked.
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Rochester's previously-announced TRASH junior bird will not be
happening on October 6, due to ZUBVERZIVE ELEMENTZ FROM DE LA WARE. DE
LA WARE, LITERALLY MEANING "OF THE VIOLENT," IZ WIDELY KNOWN TO BE A
NEZT OF MURDEROUZ LOONIEZ, IN LEAGUE WITH THE MOOZE
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Again, our apologies. The people responsible for sacking the people
responsible for this tourney cancellation announcement have been
sacked.
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Rochester's previously-announced TRASH junior bird will not be
happening on October 6. We regret the inconvenience, and now return
you to your previous flamewar about plagiarism, already in progress.
MOOZE LIKE THE JUDGE ZINCE THEY CAN USE THEIR HOOVE