Sheesh

After years of flying, driving long distances, and wiping out our 
entire travel budgets for Trash tournaments, it's a relief to see 
that someone's listened to our southern complaints and found a place 
equally as far away from our part of the world as Boston, North 
Carolina, and Florida, so we can still pay for airfare. If we 
qualify, we'll definitely be there. How? We've set up 
commmunications with the Provost's office on campus and the 
President's office on campus, then made appointments with the 
various peoples involved, bathed, dressed up in clothes that aren't 
necessarily t-shirts related to Star Wars or They Might be Giants, 
came up with travel figures, and then presented these to the people 
who have money at our university. For the past six-seven years, the 
President's office has helped us out -- re:bankrolled -- our trips 
to Nationals tourneys we have to fly to, which means almost every 
national tournament except for the Nashville NAQT ICT, the St. Louis 
NAQT ICT and CBI's National Tourney in Manhattan, Kansas. Approach 
your officials with legitimate, researched figures, and inform them 
about how you represent the academic level of your university in 
competition. I can't believe Illinois Champagne-Urbana couldn't walk 
into the President's office with a stack full of National 
Championship and Runners-Up trophies and NOT get some money. Hell, 
we've never won one (Trashionals was a multi-region effort) and 
we've never been refused, even though my salary's been cut by 10 
grand a year due to budget cuts so we can pay for Bob Stoops' pay 
raise. I have no idea how Texas A&M travels as much as it does -- 
wait, it's the 100 high school teams they have every year at their 
high school tourney... -- but they seem to be everywhere these days. 
There's an idea: more fundraising. If anyone in this nation has had 
the right to bitch about where tourneys are held, it's the teams on 
the West Coast and the Southern teams. Yet, somehow, we don't 
immediately jump on an opportunity to raise our voices when 
something doesn't seem to be going our way. Maybe it's because we're 
used to it. Or maybe it's because we've learned that the circuit is 
extremely biased towards the eastern and northern teams and we're 
used to it. Or maybe this is such a stupid argument that we can't 
understand how anyone could get more than nominally upset at the 
idea. It's October. If you plan on qualifying for the NAQT ICT, 
begin your travel estimates now, so you can turn them in to the 
proper people when you do qualify. Your university presidents are 
usually totally unaware that academic teams exist, but when they 
find out, they tend to be very sympathetic. Or, you can have your 
own NAQT ICT, wherever in the eastern United States, and call it the 
No-Homers National Championship. See you in LA (hopefully).
David Murphy,
University of OKlahoma

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