FOGHAT 2002: Less Chat, More Hat -- Results

Congratulations to Schwengler's Junta -- Keith Hudson, Dave Murphy, 
Jason Schwengler and Chris "Partho" Taylor -- for taking the 
championship of the FOGHAT 2002: Less Chat, More Hat trash 
tournament.  This marks the third consecutive year Mr. Murphy has 
been a member of the FOGHAT champion team.

The Junta won the championship after taking the finals from the only 
team to beat them in the round robin, Who's My Daddy?, made up of 
Wichita State students and alumni. Junta jumped to a 220-40 lead at 
the end of the first half and seemed to be heading to lopsided 
victory. Daddy? refused to go quietly and made it very interesting 
with a scoring barrage in the second half, but ultimately fell short 
295-235.

More detailed team and individual results follow. Prizes are listed. 
Since you had to be present to win, prizes were passed on to the next 
team or player where necessary. -- Jeremy White


Team Results - Round Robin (ties broken by head-to-head or for the 
triangles of death, total points)

1st - Schwengler's Junta (Schwengler, et al): 9-1, 3470 Total Points
Foghat Showcase: Team prize - The FOG Hat and Individual prizes - 
Foghat LPs
Fargo Vacation Showcase: Team - Fargo North Decoder board game and 
Individual prizes - Fargo DVD, Fargo Rock City, Slouching Towards 
Fargo, Donna Fargo's greatest hits

2nd - Who's My Daddy? (Wichita State students, alums), 7-3, 2185 
Total Points
Childhood Showcase: Team - Anne Geddes Baby Squirrel Doll and 
individual - Michael Jackson "Childhood" screen savers and video games

3rd - Columbian Trash Lords (UM-Columbia), 7-3, 2405 Total Points
Music Showcase: Team - Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld CD 
single and individual - MCD "Music on the Go" keychains that 
played "Baby One More Time", "Slam Dunk Da Funk" by 5ive, "No Scrubs" 
and some song by B-witched respectively

4th - Shelby Foote Soldiers (Iowa A), 6-4, 2535 Total Points
Wisely left prior to prize ceremonies

5th - Muskrat Love Missile F1-11 (Indiana), 6-4, 2015 Total Points
Beverage Showcase - Team - 6-pack of NASCAR bottled water and 
individual - "I enjoy drinking beer" mugs from The Onion.

6th - UC Sunnydale (Oklahoma A) - 6-4, 1505 Total Points
Food Showcase - Team - Tootsie Roll Pop Lick-o-meter which claims to 
keep track of the licks to get to the center and individual - boxes 
of--I swear I'm not making this up--Pez Flavored Popcorn.

7th - Building a Better Man Killing Robot (Iowa B), 4-6, 1530 Total 
Points
8th - A Trash Team with GIRLS!!! (Wash U), 4-6, 1515 Total Points
9th - Jesse Jackson, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Rosa Parks 
Barbershop (Wichita State), 4-6, 1380 Total Points
10th - Missouri-Rolla, 1-9, 1070 Total Points
11th - Who Put the Goatspunk in Grandma's Oatmeal? (Oklahoma B) - 1-
9, 1095 Total Points


Individual Scoring:Results (R) = Rookie Trash Player

1. Nutria, Muskrat, 61-8, 57 PPG - Foghat Live CD and Teletubbies 
Tribute CD
2. Dave Murphy, Junta, 53-7, 49.5 PPG - Diamond Shaft VHS
3. Goddess of Earthly Delight, GIRLS!!!, 53-12, 47 -- Vernon Can 
Read by Vernon Jordan
4. Matt, Shelby, 43-2, 42
5. Thunderclese, Building, 44-7, 40.5
6. Chipper Jones, Daddy?, 38-8, 34 -- Boss of Me: The Biography of 
Keyshawn Johnson
Mark, Columbian, 37-6, 34 -- The Wit and Wisdom of Rudy Boesch
8. Jason, Junta, 33-3, 31.5 -- Slouching Towards Fargo
9. Jason, Columbian, 31-6, 28 -- Steely Dan's CD Gaucho DTS encoded 
so you won't be able to play it (making it more valuable)
10. Witry, Shelby, 27-0, 27
11. Warren, Sunnydale, 29-8, 25 -- Six Days, Seven Nights DVD
Eric, Columbian, 26-2, 25 -- Year's Best Sci Fi book
13. Marmot (R), Muskrat, 25-2, 24 -- Brad Paisley CD
14. Keith, Junta, 23-1, 22.5
15. Bill, Rolla, 24-4, 22
16. Jeremy, Goatspunk, 22-3, 20.5
17. Folderjam, Barbershop, 22-4, 20
18. Al Sharpton's Hair, Barbershop, 20-2, 19
Liz Hurley, Daddy?, 20-2, 19
20. Mike Tyson, Daddy?, 19-2, 19
21. Drusilla, Sunnydale, 18-1, 17.5
22. Ose, Shelby, 20-7, 16.5
Dale (R), Barbershop, 18-3, 16.5
24. Zack (R), Rolla, 17-2, 16
25. Matt, Goatspunk, 16-4, 14
Goddess Moon, GIRLS!!!, 15-2, 14
27. RSB, Rolla, 11-3, 12.5
Ron Jeremy (R), Daddy?, 14-3, 12.5
Harmony (R), Sunnydale, 13-1, 12.5
30. Partho, Junta, 13-4, 11
31. Oz, Sunnydale, 14-7, 10.5
32. Aaron (R), Rolla, 10-1, 9.5
33. Adrian Barbeaubot (R), Building, 9-1, 8.5
34. David, Shelby, 8-3, 6.5
35. Necha, Building, 7-3, 5.5
36. Goddess Wind, GIRLS!!!, 6-3, 4.5
37. The Gimp, GIRLS!!!, 5-2, 4
Asia (R), Goatspunk, 5-2, 4
39. Tandy, Goatspunk, 4-1, 3.5
40. Rosie (R), Building, 3-2, 2
Chuchundra, Muskrat, 2-0, 2
42. Eve, Barbershop, 3-3, 1.5


Punt Blocking Award: Columbian Trash Lords, Schwengler's Junta and 
UMR all "blocked" a punted bonus. Since UMR was the only one of 
these not to win a team prize, they were awarded the Punt Blocking 
prize, the John Madden Tailgaiting Cookbook.

Title IX All-Star: "Liz Hurley" on Who's My Daddy, won a Rolling 
Stone Wisdom of Women in Rock book mini-book

Rookie of the Year - Marmot with Muskrat was the highest scoring 
rookie trash player, but due to some mix-ups, we couldn't figure that 
out on the day of the tournament and thus gave prizes to all rookies 
who hadn't yet won something.

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