Hats off to Remy Zero Mostel (James Quintong, Joseph Dion, Stacey Helton, and Phil Groce), winners of the 2002 Big Lots Clearance Open. I Just Thought I'd See What You Jedi Were Up To (U. of Georgia) was second; Emory, Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles was 3rd. I want to point out a statistical oddity I'm really happy about: every single player in attendance got at least one tossup. YAY! Thanks go first and foremost to Jeremy White and Ben Lea, progenitors of Missouri-Rolla's FOGHAT tournament, for letting us mirror them. Thanks also to house readers Stephen Taylor, Toby Walter, and Kim Jones, and of course UTC's stats goddess, Dorothy Morisch. Also, thanks to Stephen Bahnaman and Jake Armstrong for running an all-'90's music game; I leave it to them to post the details. Here are team results: Team Name Win - Loss Points Opp Pts Diff/GM Remy Zero Mostel 8 - 0 2585 606 247.38 I Just Thought I'd See What You Jedi Were Up To 7 - 1 1640 1015 78.13 Emory: Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles 6 - 2 1590 1295 36.88 People's Front of Judea 4 - 4 1476 1191 35.63 Close Encounters of the Third Grade 4 - 4 1255 1285 -3.75 The Sound of Calvin Coolidge 3 - 5 741 1691 -118.75 Hunchy the Po-Po and the Ikettes 3 - 5 1090 1311 -27.63 Hulk Hogan's Alley 1 - 7 647 1540 -111.63 Green Wave Trash Team 2: Electric Boogaloo 0 - 8 575 1665 -136.25 ...and individual results: Player Team # 15 10 -5 Points Rounds PPG El Conejo del Muerte (Dren Rollins) People's Front of Judea 0 62 15 545 8 68.13 Frankenpenis (Allen Kolko) Hunchy the Po-Po and the Ikettes 0 35 0 350 8 43.75 Satoshi, the Eater of Souls (Steve Bahnaman) Emory: Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles 0 37 7 335 8 41.88 Villa Elaine (James Quintong) Remy Zero Mostel 0 33 4 310 8 38.75 Jerry Remy (Joseph Dion) Remy Zero Mostel 0 27 2 260 8 32.50 Buster (Chris Horne) The Sound of Calvin Coolidge 0 27 2 260 8 32.50 Black Wolf the Dragonmaster (Mark Franklin) I Just Thought I'd See What You Jedi Were Up To 0 28 7 245 8 30.63 Triumph (Brian Jenkins) I Just Thought I'd See What You Jedi Were Up To 0 24 7 205 8 25.63 Gary Glitter (Chris W.) Close Encounters of the Third Grade 0 20 2 190 8 23.75 Max Bialystock (Stacy Helton) Remy Zero Mostel 0 21 5 185 8 23.13 Mr. Game-and-Watch (John Kilby) Hulk Hogan's Alley 0 17 0 170 8 21.25 The Easter Island Kid (Jake Armstrong) Emory: Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles 0 16 4 140 8 17.50 R. Kelly (Chris H.) Close Encounters of the Third Grade 0 20 12 140 8 17.50 Nun In A Blender (Alysia Vrailas) Emory: Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles 0 14 1 135 8 16.88 Future Jedi (Michael Staley) I Just Thought I'd See What You Jedi Were Up To 0 12 2 110 8 13.75 Turd Ferguson (Dan Jatres) Green Wave Trash Team 2: Electric Boogaloo 0 10 1 95 7 13.57 Da J.C. Funk (Kendall Vingva) Green Wave Trash Team 2: Electric Boogaloo 0 10 3 85 7 12.14 Kitty (Kristi Hall) The Sound of Calvin Coolidge 0 12 5 95 8 11.88 Less Than Zero (Phil Groce) Remy Zero Mostel 0 11 3 95 8 11.88 DJ K-Spar (Adam Kijowski) Hunchy the Po-Po and the Ikettes 0 10 1 95 8 11.88 Cptn. Nemo the Dream Master (Wally Edmondson) Hulk Hogan's Alley 0 10 2 90 8 11.25 Roman Polanski (Mark D.) Close Encounters of the Third Grade 0 13 9 85 8 10.63 (optional) (Ryan Sullivant) Green Wave Trash Team 2: Electric Boogaloo 0 7 2 60 6 10.00 Paula Poundstone (Eileen S.) Close Encounters of the Third Grade 0 8 1 75 8 9.38 Jake the Snake Rattle and Roll (Nick Bradshaw) Hulk Hogan's Alley 0 8 2 70 8 8.75 Cptn. Ginsu (Lawrence Robinson) The Sound of Calvin Coolidge 0 8 2 70 8 8.75 Leonard Nimoy Lookalike (Robin Richards) I Just Thought I'd See What You Jedi Were Up To 0 8 4 60 7 8.57 Slim Pickens (Jason Horn) Green Wave Trash Team 2: Electric Boogaloo 0 6 3 45 6 7.50 Cabrini Green Jackson (Carla Bock) People's Front of Judea 0 6 1 55 8 6.88 Dweezil (Richard Vogt) Green Wave Trash Team 2: Electric Boogaloo 0 5 2 40 6 6.67 Lt. Cmdr. Planet (Robby Trail) Hulk Hogan's Alley 0 6 3 45 8 5.63 Moon-Unit (John Meunier) Hunchy the Po-Po and the Ikettes 0 5 3 35 8 4.38 Mr. Xanadu (Thomas "Rocky" Thompson) Hunchy the Po-Po and the Ikettes 0 3 0 30 8 3.75 Mr. Pilkington (Laura White) Emory: Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles 0 2 0 20 8 2.50 Ranma (Amber Graham) The Sound of Calvin Coolidge 0 1 0 10 8 1.25 BRAGGING RIGHTS For the uninitiated, UTC created a new stat, Bragging Rights, to honor the only person at a given tournament to answer a particular tossup. With a small field and the subjective nature of a trash tournament, we had LOTS of bragging rights at Big Lots. Hats off to the following: Answer Player Team Innocent Blood Buster (Chris Horne) The Sound of Calvin Coolidge Happy Mondays El Conejo del Muerte (Dren Rollins) People's Front of Judea Odyssey Moon-Unit (John Meunier) Hunchy the Po-Po and the Ikettes Scrat or Sqrat Satoshi, the Eater of Souls (Steve Bahnaman) Emory: Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles Clay Walker Lt. Cmdr. Planet (Robby Trail) Hulk Hogan's Alley Bill James Villa Elaine (James Quintong) Remy Zero Mostel Rebecca Moesta Anderson Gary Glitter (Chris W.) Close Encounters of the Third Grade Spike Less Than Zero (Phil Groce) Remy Zero Mostel Interplay Mr. Game-and-Watch (John Kilby) Hulk Hogan's Alley Sun Bowl Villa Elaine (James Quintong) Remy Zero Mostel Lucifer's Hammer Triumph (Brian Jenkins) I Just Thought I'd See What You Jedi Were Up To The Enforcer Jerry Remy (Joseph Dion) Remy Zero Mostel Culver's Da J.C. Funk (Kendall Vingva) Green Wave Trash Team 2: Electric Boogaloo John Wesley Harding Less Than Zero (Phil Groce) Remy Zero Mostel Missing Persons Jerry Remy (Joseph Dion) Remy Zero Mostel Penske Racing El Conejo del Muerte (Dren Rollins) People's Front of Judea Crow Mr. Pilkington (Laura White) Emory: Formerly Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles Holly McPeak Frankenpenis (Allen Kolko) Hunchy the Po-Po and the Ikettes Syracuse Nationals Villa Elaine (James Quintong) Remy Zero Mostel What's Up Doc? Max Bialystock (Stacy Helton) Remy Zero Mostel Early Wynn Villa Elaine (James Quintong) Remy Zero Mostel Where's Your Head At Villa Elaine (James Quintong) Remy Zero Mostel Will the Circle Be Unbroken Roman Polanski (Mark D.) Close Encounters of the Third Grade Angel and the Badman Jerry Remy (Joseph Dion) Remy Zero Mostel
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