Several individuals who shall remain unnamed: WHINE WHINE WHINE, BLAH
BLAH BLAH, closed! compact! closed! countable! compact! JARGON JARGON
JARGON, BLAH BLAH BLAH, WHINE WHINE WHINE, SNORT SNORT SNORT, BLAH
BLAH BLAH, WHINE WHINE WHINE... (repeat ad nauseam).
Everyone else: YAWN YAWN YAWN, nobody cares, nobody's impressed, take
it to e-mail, get life, etc...