Quiz Bowl bobbleheads

Yes, this is April Fools Day, but I hope you all know this is all 
lighthearted fun.  Otherwise, it's just to give you a little smile 
before the deluge of ICT, TRASHionals, etc.

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Because of the utter frustration of not having enough players on the 
Duke team this year at various competitions, we have entered an 
agreement with the Mount Olive Pickle Company to create bobblehead 
dolls of our favorite quiz bowl players from past and present to fill 
in for our missing team members at tournaments in the near future.  
We are taking this idea to the marketplace as a fundraiser which we 
think would be a great little gift for all those graduating and 
retiring team members.

Imagine playing alongside Matt Weiner.  Well, you can with the Weiner 
bobblehead doll, which is guaranteed to pick up at least 80 points 
per game.  We also have vintage models of famous players of the 
recent past and far past.

Each Bobblehead is made of an ecologically safe, flame-retarding foam 
so that if you get frustrated, you can rip off the Bobblehead's head 
and throw it across the room whenever it negs (Anthony).  That means 
you cannot actually incinerate the Andy Goss bobblehead, no matter 
how hard you try.  Consider it a way to address team anger 
management.  Certain bobbleheads are sure to be hits and collectors 
items (the Jason Keller bobblehead comes with a fluorescent day-glo 
orange suit!).  A small number of bobbleheads can also read 2 tossups 
and 2 bonuses per minute (the Ahmed and the R) and could even run 
your tournaments for you!

Act now... limited supplies are available.  We are only selling 
around 50 copies of each personality for $50 each, but we're sure you 
can resell them on EBay for a whole lot more.  One-year warranty and 
a certificate of authenticity enclosed with each Bobblehead.  Special 
orders can be accommodated, but there will be a setup fee and a 
minimum number of 50 dolls must be made.

For the first 10 people who take advantage of this offer, they can 
purchase a Chip Beall Bobblehead for half-price!  This very limited 
edition doll doesn't have a head that really bobbles, but it also 
spins 360 degrees, just like on the old Maryland AQT web site.  :)

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