ACF Nationals Theme Song

Folks,

Since I'm not going to ACF Nationals but still wanted to contribute, 
I wrote a song parody for the tournament.  My apologies to JD and 
Luda.

Welcome to Atlanta
A Parody by Jason Mueller
Saurabh (TD) Vishnubhakat feat. Tom Waters

[Waters]
Yeah, Welcome to Atlanta, ACF Nationals
Back to the buzzin' and scorin' the bos', there's a freshman packin' 
Benet's
A sound from the Zee, who is it?
I would happen to know, as mod-er-a-tor
Who did it?, it was me I suppose
TD in stat room and Waters on the all-time-team
Buzzin' down packet, scorin' six-forty
I split ya spleen, as matter' fact I split ya team
No blood on the thumbs, gotta keep it so my buzzes is clean
I get the Judge, mods see me flick my buzz
I'm allergic to CBI "crappy bonus, inc"
Buzz Buzz, Freeburg, do away with the neg
NAQT needs much better editeg
Did you forget your buzzin' manners, I play with banners
Tom Waters, Super Player when I press the buzzer
The Wolverine scores ten points, bonus is come
I won't stop until I'm won as much as Mich-i-gun
I buzz in with the red Zeecraft, you're plaques are bogus
So I stripped them off the wall
Waiting for my prompt to answer bonus parts all
You rackin' up points, I'm big scorer like pancakes, stackin' 'em up
In fact I'm Subashin' 'em up, dominatin' the buzz
I get all twenty TUs, scores that's what's up
Runnin' in the answers right, runnin' better than aquaduct
bu-u-u-u-uz-in.. what

[Chorus]
[TD]
Yo, Yo.. Yo.. Yo, Yo,
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we buzz on lead-ins like every day
Tossups, bonus, hear buzzers buzzin'
And matches don't stop 'til eight in the mornin'
[Waters]
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
And we buzz on lead-ins like every day
Tossups, bonus, hear buzzers buzzin'
And matches don't stop 'til eight in the mornin'

[TD]
Now the matches don't start 'til I walk in
And I usually don't leave until my team wins
But in the mean-time, in between time
You buzz yo thing, I'll buzz mine
I been playin' the buzz here since '83
Since Tom Waters was at Em-o-ry
More buzz than bad beer, I do not have fear
If you was playin', you was buzzin' to homie Bhan-i
I'm the MBP, Most Buzzerous Player
Make my own rules, tournament director
Monday night, set up bracket
Tuesday night, I'm up in the study room, eyein' packets
Wednesday, I'm at my big exam
Thursday, buzz clean, and set up stat program
Friday, registration with Steve Webb, at the Center is where you can 
find me
Saturday, is all the playin' fo' brainin', you can find me workin' as 
TD
Sunday, is when I release the stats
Cause next April we be at it again, Holla!

[Chorus 2x]

I hope everyone likes it and that Saurabh and Tom actually perform it.

Jason Mueller

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