--- In quizbowl_at_yahoogroups.com, "Jason Mueller" <jcmpn7_at_m...> wrote: > Hmm, a midwesterner with a screen name starting with mu, other than > me. Are you one of my teammates? > > Also, judging from the ICT stats, I have a claim for best player > between the Mississippi River and the Rocky Mountains. > > Also, be sure to come to Mizzou for our tournaments September 27-28. > > Jason Mueller > University of Missouri-Columbia I agree! Jason Mueller is not only the best player in between your infidel Mississippi River and your dirty Rocky Mountains, but he is the best quizbowl player in the entire world! I personally witnessed him go 15/0 against Subash on Chicago Open questions! Yes, Jason Mueller thrashed that infidel pigdog on the infidel's own questions! Indeed, Jason Mueller has never lost a game of quizbowl, and defeated all of you dirty Americans at ACF Nationals this year, averaging 160 tossup points per game! Let that be a lesson to you all, so that you can appreciate the awesome force of Jason Mueller! Finally, I suggest that you all infidel scumbags go and play each other at Jason Mueller's fine tournaments September 27-28! I can assure you that those questions will be the finest ones in existence! They will rival all ACF Nationals in quality, yet unlike the infidel-run ACF Nationals, Jason Mueller's tournaments will be run on-time and without any snafus! You scum should all go, or fear the wrath of Jason Mueller next year when he puts up 190 ppg at ACF Nationals! Mueller Akhbar! Allahu Akhbar! Mohammed Said Al-Sahaf
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