TrashMasters 2003 at UTC Dec. 6-7

        The granddaddy of them all, the eleventh annual TrashMasters, 
will be held at UTC in the center of the known universe, Chattanooga, 
Tennessee, on Sat.-Sun., December 6-7, 2003.  TrashMasters is the 
nation's oldest all-pop culture quizbowl tournament.

        DATE AND TIME: Registration starts on Sat., Dec. 6, at 9 AM 
EST, with announcements at 9:45 and tournament play beginning at 10 
AM.  We anticipate being done no later than 2:00 Sunday, Dec. 7. 
(And yes, we're adjusting the schedule to make it so.  It worked last 
year.)

        WHO'S IN CHARGE: Charlie Steinhice is tournament director, 
editor, and genial quizmaster.

        ELIGIBILITY: TrashMasters is open to all current, former, and 
even future collegiate or high school buzzer junkies, or any other 
sentient being for that matter.  The format will be bracketed round 
robin with 20 questions per round, untimed.   Teams will be four 
players each, with up to two alternates OK as long as there are no 
substitutions in mid-match.
        Please let me know as soon as you know you are definitely or 
probably attending so I can adjust the format and scare up more 
officials to accommodate more teams if needed.  As it stands now, the 
field will be capped (as in limited, not as in murdered) at 44 teams. 

        FREE AGENTS: If you want to attend but don't have teammates, 
let me know.  Or if you have a partial team and are looking for 
reinforcements, do the same. Any folks like this, I'll put you in 
touch with each other and let you sort it out.  Hybrid teams won 
TrashMasters 1997 and took 2nd in 2001.

        WANT TO READ INSTEAD OF PLAYING?  By now most of you know the 
standard UTC bribe: you read, we feed.  Dinner at Provino's is on us 
for anyone who comes just to read.  Besides, you want to see these 
folks in action.  

        SPECIAL BONUS TRASHY EVENT: Again this year, before and after 
the Saturday dinner break those who dare will be treated to a session 
of K-Tel Hell, our name-that-tune game covering three decades of 
music.  James Quintong, current holder of the K-Tel Hell Championship 
Belt, will attempt to do what none of the 5 previous K-Tel Hellions 
did -- defend the title successfully.

        EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS TRASHY AWARDS CEREMONY: Buwahahahah.

        PACKETS: Each team is expected to submit a packet unless 
arrangements otherwise are made in advance.  To allow us to edit out 
duplicates, each packet submitted needs to contain at least 28 tossup 
and 25 boni. While we'll allow some wriggle room, we prefer that you 
follow these loose distribution guidelines:
       Number  Category
        2 - 4   Movies
        2 - 4   TV
        2 - 4   Sports
        2 - 4   Music
        2 - 3   Trashy "literature"
        2 - 3   Trashy current events
        No more than 2 each:
                Computer games & other computer stuff
                Comics
                Junk food
                Potent potables
                Gadgets
                Other trashy merchandise (e.g., the Metamucil tossup)
                Board games, children's games, etc.
      Anything else you think of is fine as long as there are no more 
than two questions per as-yet-unnamed category.  See FEES below for 
packet submission timetable.

        FEES:
Again, fees are structured to increase the desire to submit a packet 
on time.  
        Base fee $100 per team
        Discounts: $10 for an experienced reader
           $5 for a working buzzer (additional $5 for a second buzzer 
if we need it)
           $20 for submitting full packet by midnight Sun., Nov. 2, 
or        $10 by midnight Sun., Nov. 16.
     Penalties: $10 late fee for submitting packet between midnight 
Sun., Nov. 23, and midnight Sun., Nov. 30.
    $20 late fee for submitting packet between midnight Sun., Nov.
30, and Tues., Dec. 2 -- and this is only available by prearrangement,
and with a good excuse. 
    $30 for submitting no packet [must arrange in advance]
    $5 for excessive bitching
    LODGINGS:
      Again this we've arranged with the Clarion Hotel in downtown 
Chattanooga for discount rooms for those of you who want to stay 
nearer to the campus than the multitudinous cheap motels on the edge 
of town. The Clarion is holding rooms for us through Nov. 15 for 
Friday and/or Saturday nights (Dec. 5 & 6) at the rate of $66 per 
night plus tax for up to 4 people.  The Clarion is within 5 minutes
of UTC and was the clear choice in our poll of previous tournament 
attendees.  The Clarion's number is (423) 756-5150; tell 'em you're 
with the Academic Trivia Association quizbowl tournament to get the 
special rate.

  LOCATION: The tournament will be held on the campus of the 
University of Tennessee at Chattanooga, where we all use Sharpies in 
honor of our most famous athletic product, one T. Owens. Tournament 
Central will again be 129 Grote Hall; matches will take place in 
various rooms of Grote and Holt Halls.

DIRECTIONS: [Note change in access to parking lot!]
>From Atlanta or Knoxville -- take I-75 to Chattanooga, then I-24 west 
towards downtown. Once in town follow the freeway splitoff for U.S.
27 N./Downtown. From 27 N. take the 4th St. exit, within sight of the 
Tennessee Aquarium.  Go right on 4th St. (you have no choice) and 
follow it for ca. 1 mile.  Just past the UTC (Mackenzie) Arena, turn 
right at the light onto Mabel St.  Mabel St. goes around a curve and 
becomes E. 5th St., which now has some annoying speed bumps in it. 
Shortly thereafter, across from a cemetery, you'll reach Holt Hall. 
But now they've closed the first entrance to the parking area.  So 
stay on E. 5th St. till you reach the next cross street (Palmetto 
St.)  Turn right on Palmetto, then right again at the next light on 
Vine.  When you reach the point where Vine is closed to auto traffic, 
the parking lot for Grote and Holt is on your right.

* From Nashville and points west/north: Take I-24 east to
Chattanooga.  As you round Moccasin Bend (freeway goes alongside 
river) watch for two exit lanes on the right; take the less rightward 
of the two, which will have signs above it for U.S. 27 N.  Rest of 
directions are the same as above.

* From Birmingham and points southwest: Take I-59 to the outskirts of 
Chattanooga, where it dead-ends into I-24.  Get on I-24 East and 
follow the Nashville directions from there. 

CONTACT:  Your genial quizmaster, Charlie Steinhice, coach of UTC's 
quizbowl team, can be reached by e-mail (steinhic at bellsouth dot
net -- and yes, it's steinhic, not steinhice), by phone at 
423-763-7147 (office) / 423-877-2706 (home), or by mail at 1185 
Mountain Creek Rd. #1801, Chattanooga, TN 37405.

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