Burns Results

• From: Mike Burger <mmb5_at_mikeburger5.yahoo.invalid>
• Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 01:41:55 -0000
• Message-ID: <cf9953+qb0f_at_...>

Here are the results for the Sixth (Fourth) Annual Montgomery Burns 
Tournament for Outstanding Achievement in the Area of Popular 
Culture, the longest one-on-one trash tournament anywhere:

Standings
1. Craig Barker (12-1, 3450)
2. Dwight Kidder (11-2, 2951)*
3. Robert Flaxman (11-2, 2490)
4. Mark Coen (10-3, 2380)
5. Phil Castagna (9-4, 2355)
6. Matt Levine (8-5, 2130)*
7. Mike Burger (8-5, 1921)
8. Ted Stratton (5-8, 1524)
9. Matt Ottinger (4-9, 1240)*
10. Mike Philpy (4-9, 1340)
11. Carey Clevenger (3-10, 1235)*
12. Nathan Bragg (3-10, 1011)
13. Stan Jastrzebski (2-11, 1200)
14. Alma Molino (1-12, 736)
*Won tiebreaker game

For winning the tournament, Craig Barker got the prize of his choice, 
which ended up being mislabeled Collegiate merchandise.  All other 
players received a DVD or CD of some form, whether it was Sweet 
Potato Pie, Cybermutt or La Femme Musketeer.

Packets (Easiest to Hardest)
1. Craig Barker, +136
2. Robert Flaxman, +109
3. Mike Burger, +61
4. Blind #1 (Brian Hight), +40
5. Mike Philpy, +35
6. Ted Stratton, +3
7. Alma Molino, -6
8. Stan Jastrzebski, -17
9. Blind #2, -22
10. Dwight Kidder, -27
11. Matt Levine, -38
12. Phil Castagna, -42
13. Mark Coen, -44
14. Carey Clevenger, -80
15. Nathan Bragg, -114
Metric: (T - S) / N
T=Total Points on Packet
S=Sum of Average Points by Players who Played Packet
N=Number of Players who Played Packet

Special thanks to the staff, the most numerous yet, with Kevin 
Olmstead, Chris Rodgers, Anne Mitchell, Rob Long, Michael Davidson, 
Matt Lafer, Julie Stahlhut, Sara Coen, Steve Traicoff, Carissa Moore, 
Dave Thorsley and Emily Moore.  Also thanks to Charlie Steinhice and 
the gang, the genial trading partners to the south.  Mark your 
calendars for 6 August 2005 for the Seventh (Fifth) Annual Montgomery 
Burns Tournament for Outstanding Achievement in the Area of Popular 
Culture.


--Mike