Congratulations to Wonka Puppet Hospital and Burn Ward (Craig Barker, Catherine Haremski, Geoff Zmylowski, Leah Williams), who emerged as champions of the excellent ten-team field that competed in my open trash tournament, F.O.G.H.A.T. 2005: Fool for the City at Northwestern University on Saturday, October 22nd. Wonka came in first in the initial round robin and then won the subsequent double elimination playoffs between the top 4 teams in the round robin. Full team results are below. Every team received prizes that are also summarized below. 1. Wonka Puppet Hospital and Burn Ward Roster: Craig Barker, Catherine Haremski, Geoff Zmylowski, Leah Williams Record: 12-2 Overall, 8-1 Round Robin, 4-1 Playoffs Prizes: The FOG Hat, a monitor shelf "similar to items seen on TV", framed pictures of Tom DeLay's mugshot and trashy games like Law & Order, Desperate Housewives, Celebrity Deathmatch and McNugget Masquerade 2. Smurfnica Roster: Keith Hudson, Jason Schwengler, Joe Wright Record: 9-4 Overall, 7-2 Round Robin, 2-2 Playoffs Prizes: The Tom Cruise Reading List: Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard and 4 Dawson's Creek novels 3. Me and You and Everyone We Gerbil Roster: Greg Sorenson, Kirsti MacPherson, Mark Coen, Chris Rosenberg Record: 8-4 Overall, 7-2 Round Robin, 1-2 Playoffs Prizes: Beanie Baby hockey player and figurines of Pavel Bure plus an Anna Korinikova cell phone cover 4. Western Indiana Bible College Roster: Stan Jastrzebski, Eric Berman, Sarah Mordan McCombs, Mike Philpy Record: 7-4 Overall, 7-2 Round Robin, 0-2 Playoffs Prizes: His Essence candle (that smells like Jesus per its creators) and VHS copies of Left Behind 2 Don't believe us? www.hisessence.com 5. License to IL Roster: Robert Flaxman, Alma Molina, Colby Burnett, Charlie Baumhart Record: 8-4 Overall, 6-3, Round Robin, 2-1 Consolation Prizes: Paul Sr. figurine from American Chopper and copies of Evel Kneivel and BMX Bandits DVDs 6. We Were Negging Before You Punks Were Born Roster: Lorin Burte, Harry Shearing, Ron Record: 7-5 Overall, 4-5 Round Robin, 3-0 Consolation Prizes: A bag of Simpsons dog chew toys (including Grandpa's teeth) and Simpsons puzzles 7. Quel Scandal! Roster: Sean Phillips, Lori Currier, Matt Schneider Record: 4-8 Overall, 3-6 Round Robin, 1-2 Consolation Prizes: Die-casts of Monster Garage projects 8. The 4 Guys You Can't Tackle in Tecmo Bowl (Northwestern) Roster: Jeff, Renee, Biz, Anthony Record: 4-8 Overall, 2-7 Round Robin, 2-1 Consolation Prizes: Copy of Gamera vs. Monster X and monster figures 9. DePauw DUCKS Roster: Adam, Anna, Brent, Brett Record: 1-11 Overall, 0-9 Round Robin, 1-2 Consolation Prizes: CD-ROM Fishing Diary and Free Willy 2 trading cards 10. Rose Hulman Llamanauts Roster: Chris Grubb, Amber Pennington, Roger Dinius, Stephen Galler Record: 1-11 Overall, 1-8 Round Robin, 0-3 Consolation Prizes: Partridge Family Bus die-cast and ribbons saying "I Try My Best", "Perfect Attendance", etc. Individual: Craig Barker was the leading individual scorer in the Round Robin. He won a copy of FOGHAT's Slow Ride and Other Hits and he also received a a bottle of Spider Man bubble bath featuring Spider Man getting far too intimate with the building he was perched on. I do not have the individual stat files on my computer yet, so I will have to post the full stats at a later date. Other individual prizes included a Pat Robertson novel, a cookbook by a wrestling announcer, a Phil Collins "Video 45", a Madonna tribute CD, Ethan Hawke's novel Ash Wednesday, "Paige by Paige" a Trading Spaces book, an Orrin Hatch book, etc. We Were Negging Before You Punks Were Born won the Punting Yardage Award, which was a Hulk football. License to IL won the Punt Return Yardage Award, which was an "Electronic Playing Card" of Darrell Green. More complete results and complete stats will be posted on the FOGHAT website at a future date. I will notify the group when they are available. Thanks, Jeremy White Tournament Director and Co-Executive Producer for F.O.G.H.A.T.
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