ACF Detox 2006: full results, stats, gratitude

Congratulations to The Golden Girls Gone Wild!  (Joseph Dion, Chris 
Hendry, Timothy Dion), winners of the ACF Detox trash tournament at 
UTC 2/5/06.  Full results and stats follow, but first these words...

Special thanks go to Nikki Poarch for service above and beyond the 
call (statskeeping, logistics, moderating, and even tying a blindfold 
for one bonus.)  Thanks also to Shannon Edmondson and Rachel Moore for 
lending a hand.  Also, thanks to the many freelance contributors who 
made this tournament possible: Bryce Avery, Craig Barker, Billy Beyer, 
Jack Brounstein, Matt Bruce, Anthony Bush, Anthony DeJesus, Casey 
Retterer, and the folks at DePauw and Tulane.

Thanks also to Chris Hendry for running the music game, which gave us 
a frightening glimpse of the future: First-timer Timothy Dion, age 14, 
whipped us all in the finals with his blinding speed.  

The questions from ACF Detox will be used as part of Cancel Bowl in 
early March.  After that date, packet sets are available for sale 
(just $10), trade (we'll swap it for any other recent tournament set, 
whether academic or trash), or freelance questions (just 7/7 original 
questions for use at upcoming UTC tournaments, either academic or 
trash, will suffice.)  E-mail me at steinhic [at] bellsouth [dot] net 
if interested.

Now those results:

Team W L T Pct PPG PAPG Mrg 10 -5 TUH PPTH P/N BHrd BPts P/B 
The Golden Girls Gone Wild (Dion/Hendry/Dion)6 0 0 1.000 283.3 115.0 
168.3 60 15 120 14.17 0.00 60 1175 19.58 
Law and Order: Jerry Orbach's Corpse (Berry Alums) 4 2 0 0.667 260.8 
139.2 121.7 58 13 120 13.04 0.00 58 1050 18.10 
I got nothin' (Kearney/Clancy) 3 3 0 0.500 242.5 207.5 35.0 58 8 120 
12.12 0.00 58 915 15.78 
Mario Speedwagon (Kilby/Bradshaw) 3 3 0 0.500 191.7 208.3 -16.7 48 7 
120 9.58 0.00 48 705 14.69 
Brokeback to the Future (D. Moore/W. Edmondson) 3 3 0 0.500 127.5 
227.5 -100.0 36 7 120 6.38 0.00 36 440 12.22 
David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Kendall) 2 4 0 
0.333 140.0 197.5 -57.5 43 10 120 7.00 0.00 43 460 10.70 
Not Enough Coffee (Taylor/Daviet) 0 6 0 0.000 107.5 258.3 -150.8 33 9 
120 5.38 0.00 33 360 10.91 

Player Team GP 10 -5 TUH P/TU P/N Pts PPG 
Jynnan (Michael Kearney) I got nothin' 6.0 55 6 120 4.33 0.00 520 
86.67 
Lenny Briscoe (Dren Rollins) Law and Order: Jerry Orbach's Corpse 
(Berry Alums) 6.0 46 12 120 3.33 0.00 400 66.67 
Seth David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.E.L.D. 6.0 43 10 120 
3.17 0.00 380 63.33 
Joseph The Golden Girls Gone Wild 6.0 37 5 120 2.88 0.00 345 57.50 
John Kilby Mario Speedwagon (UTC) 6.0 33 5 120 2.54 0.00 305 50.83 
David Brokeback to the Future (UTC Alums) 6.0 25 4 120 1.92 0.00 230 
38.33 
Stephen Taylor Not Enough Coffee 6.0 24 8 120 1.67 0.00 200 33.33 
Chris The Golden Girls Gone Wild 6.0 23 9 120 1.54 0.00 185 30.83 
Kevin Turner Overdrive (Nick Bradshaw) Mario Speedwagon (UTC) 6.0 15 2 
120 1.17 0.00 140 23.33 
Eric Muntz (Scott Sherman) Law and Order: Jerry Orbach's Corpse (Berry 
Alums) 6.0 11 1 120 0.88 0.00 105 17.50 
Wally Brokeback to the Future (UTC Alums) 6.0 11 3 120 0.79 0.00 95 
15.83 
Brad Not Enough Coffee 6.0 9 1 120 0.71 0.00 85 14.17 
Tonnyx (Megan Clancy) I got nothin' 6.0 3 2 120 0.17 0.00 20 3.33 
Ray Curtis (Mike Sherman) Law and Order: Jerry Orbach's Corpse (Berry 
Alums) 6.0 1 0 120 0.08 0.00 10 1.67 
Cynthia Benson (Rachel Hart) Law and Order: Jerry Orbach's Corpse 
(Berry Alums) 6.0 0 0 120 0.00 0.00 0 0.00 
Timothy The Golden Girls Gone Wild 6.0 0 1 120 -0.04 0.00 -5 -0.83 

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