Muck Masters 2006: results, stats, gratitude

Congratulations to Widespread Panic at the Disconan O'Brien (Anthony 
Bush, Joseph Dion, Wally Edmondson, Seth Kendall), winners of the 
2006 Muck Masters trash tournament at UT-Chattanooga on 8/19/06.  
Fat Gay Jews (Mark Franklin, Jad Johnson, Robin Richards, Dren 
Rollins) finished second.  Dr. Strange, or How I Learned to Stop 
Worrying and Love the Occult (Megan Clancy, Chris Hendry, Michael 
Kearney, Al Przygocki) took third, snapping an impressive three-
tournament winning streak at UTC trashfests.

Special thanks go to John Kilby for his yeoperson service as sole 
editor and prize shopper.  Thanks also to the folks at Boston U. and 
other freelance contributors, and to our tournament staff: Ruth 
Jackson, Nikki Poarch, Shannon Edmondson, Rachel Moore, Ashley 
Rousselle, Jimmy Beilstein, special guest reader Lucy Lewis, and 
whoever I'm forgetting.  

As always, we do welcome constructive criticism or suggestions for 
future events.  As a reminder for those who were present at Muck 
Masters, last Saturday's questions will also be used for a mirror 
tournament in Boston in mid-September, so please don't post anything 
publicly that would reveal any answers till then.  

TEAM RESULTS
Team Name     	  Win - Loss    Points  Opp Pts Diff/GM
Widespread Panic at the Disconan O'Brien        8 - 0       2926    
575     293.88 
Fat Gay Jews    7 - 1       2270    940     166.25 
Dr. Strange, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Occult   
6 - 2  2505  1125   172.50 
Snakes on a M___f___ Trash Team 5 - 3       1726    1400    40.75  
Under New Management    4 - 4       1760    1346    51.75  
Log Base Nerd X 3 - 5       595     1971    -172.00
Pieta Pita PETA 2 - 6       450     2140    -211.25
Vestavia        1 - 7       275     1095    -102.50
Steel City Slugs        0 - 8       150     2065    -239.38

SPECIAL RECOGNITION
The John Drennen Wiley Rollins Award for Outstanding Achievement in 
Buzzer Aggression was shared by Alex Rice and Paul Kimbrough.
Title IX All-Star went to Gwen Mitchell.
Rookie of the Year was Brandon Hollingsworth.

INDIVIDUAL STATS 

Player  Team    10      -5      Points  Rounds  PPG    
Bruce Villanch/ Dren Rollins    Fat Gay Jews    27      5       
245     4       61.25  
Lying is the most fun a girl can have.../ Joseph Dion   
Widespread...   36      7       325     7       46.43  
L A Houser/Anthony Bush Widespread...   34      7       305     
7       43.57  
Dr Strange/Mike Kearney         Dr. Strange...  34      6       
310     8       38.75  
Harvey Fierstein/ Mark Franklin Fat Gay Jews    27      5       
245     7       35.00  
Kenan/ David Moore      Snakes...       30      5       275     
8       34.38  
John Foster Dulles/Brandon Hollingsworth   Log Base Nerd X 17      
2       160     5      32.00  
Dr Orpheus/Al Przygocki  Dr. Strange...  27      4       250     
8       31.25  
Mike Staley     Under New Mgmt. 24      3       225     8       
28.12  
Isaac Mizrahi/ robin richards   Fat Gay Jews    21      3       
195     7       27.86  
Guy Sitting next to Nurse Hathaway/Steve Taylor Snakes...   25    
9       205     8       25.63  
Merkin Muff/Chris Hendry        Dr. Strange...  22      3       
205     8       25.62  
Agent Flynn/ Jacob V.   Snakes...       20      3       185     
8       23.12  
Amazon/ Gwen Mitchell   Vestavia        5       1       45      
2       22.50  
Seth Kendall    Widespread...   17      3       155     7       
22.14  
Arlo Lyle       Under New Mgmt. 19      4       170     8       
21.25  
Alex Rice       Under New Mgmt. 19      11      135     8       
16.88  
Wally Edmondson Widespread...   10      0       100     7       
14.29  
Background/Paul Kimbrough       Miss. St.       15      11      
95      7       13.57  
Sea Biscuit/ Ray Zakary Vestavia        1       0       10      
1       10.00  
Matt Hicks      Under New Mgmt. 8       0       80      8       
10.00  
Mick Jagger/Harry Nelson        Miss. St.       6       3       
45      5       9.00   
Nell Carter/ Jad Johnson        Fat Gay Jews    6       1       
55      7       7.86   
Stacy Heckathorn        Log Base Nerd X 7       4       50      
7       7.14   
Eric Schulz     Steel City Slugs        5       2       40      
7       5.71   
Brian Fontana/ T.C. McLemore    Vestavia        3       2       
20      4       5.00   
Brandon Sharp   Log Base Nerd X 3       1       25      5       
5.00   
Zatanna/Megan Clancy    Dr. Strange...  4       0       40      
8       5.00   
The Black Knight/ Jeremy Zakary Vestavia        1       0       
10      2       5.00   
Tommy/Miles Wilcott     Steel City Slugs        4       2       
30      7       4.29   
Emily Limbaugh  Log Base Nerd X 2       0       20      6       
3.33   
Aquaman/Matt Kettleman  Miss. St.       1       0       10      
5       2.00   
Brett/Samuel Turner     Steel City Slugs        3       4       
10      8       1.25   
Porky/ Anna Chambers    Vestavia        0       0       0       
3       0.00   
The Sofa King/ Seth Buckles     Vestavia        0       0       
0       1       0.00   
Stephen Stokes/ Stephen Stack   Vestavia        0       0       
0       1       0.00   
Robin Delawder  Steel City Slugs        1       2       0       
8       0.00   
Jenn Vanderslice        Log Base Nerd X 1       5       -15     
5       -3.00  

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