Assembled Quizbowlers of our fair
island:
The tyrranical reign of "President" Goss is at an
end. Just a few minutes ago, special police arrested
him in his palace and have placed him under house
arrest.
Goss's cruel oppression of our fair island's Laurasian
minority is at an end. No longer will our proud people be
forced to participate in steel-cage matches for his
decadent pleasure. No more shall we be compelled to cower
before the seal of the Blue Devil. Today, our people are
free!
Until further notice, the constitution is suspended.
The military will provide law and order until a fair
and equitable democratic system can be established
in, say, 2004.
Until then, long live the New
Order!
Edmund Schluessel
Maximum Proconsul