"<suppresses snort of amusement when identity
of said BF dawns on him>
<saves in dark
recess of memory for blackmail
purposes>
<allows himself evil chuckle in internet
cafe>
<ignores funny looks>"
<removes large, sharp,
heavy meat cleaver from a convenient fold of
air>
<rereads relevant passages of the _Gesta
Stephani_>
<sharpens cleaver with a meaningful, yet supremely blissful
look in her eye>
<has a short, fruitful
conversation with next year's examiners. It involves the
letter F and the number 3>
That might be a
mistake... ;)
Besides, he was a legitimate spoil of
war.