Andy wrote,
"Everyone asked, "So what the
hell happened last night?" What happened was that I
was in a cranky mood from having a five-page paper
due."
A F*I*V*E page paper!?! Heaven protect us! Boil,
me, tar me, skin me alive and eat me, throw me into
the briar patch, but whatever you do, in the name of
all that's holy and merciful, please, please, I beg
you on any bit of humanity you have, PLEASE don't
make me write a FIVE page paper. The stress would just
be too much. Four pages and a paragraph hanging, in
fourteen point type... oh, the humanity!
Sarcasm
aside, that is the lamest excuse for anything I've ever
heard.
BTW, Maryland, I have a five letter word for the
comments directed at you:
T*R*O*L*L