There's a televised quiz show here in Georgia,
and my high school was on. Well, this question began
"He took a day off from school," and I buzzed in and
answered "Zell Miller", because there had been a column in
the paper about Georgia's former governors exploits
as a young rapscallion.
Yes, it turned out to be
Ferris Bueller. I am, verily and forsooth, an
idiot.
Although, come to think about it, that's not as bad as the
fellow who buzzed in against us during another match
with the response "Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Fried
Chicken." The answer turned out to be lava lamp. Don't
ask.
--V.