ITEM: Pat Burns has been fired as the head coach
of the Boston Bruins. The reason: the team was on a
four-game losing streak and generally stunk up the ice last
season. But that's not what's important. What IS
important is that his official replacement is... Mike
Keenan.
Yes, THAT Mike Keenan. As in Michigan's Employment
Agency's Mike Keenan.
All trash players, send in
your resumes. The Boston office is open for
business!
Andy