...it's 110 outside, and you have icicles hanging
from your nose.
...your hair's standing on end,
your guts are frying, and Nicola Tesla's screaming,
"See, isn't this more efficient?"
...your teams
are the Bulldogs, the Britons, the Crusaders, the
Jeffs, the Saints, the Eagles, the Greyhounds, the
Auggies, the Vikings, the Kangaroos, or the
Cougars.
K. M. Wilcox
I'm sorry.