Re: He's done it again. 2/2

To throw my hat into the ring...

 I
attended the Los Angeles leg of the tournament last
spring, playing on Plymouth-Canton Educational Park. This
is my only experience with Beall's tournaments. How
was it?

 Possibly the worst tournament I've
ever been to as far as the actual running of the
tournament and questions are concerned. Everything that the
previous poster mentioned is true. There are a few more
things I'd like to add, though.

1. About question
plagiarism - Beall does not just rip off questions from
Stanford Packet Archive. One of my teammates noticed that
some of the questions he asked actually came from a
"Jeopardy!" desk calendar that he had seen once. Also, some
other questions were actually taken off of the
"Jeopardy!" TV show. Most prolific question writer? Probably,
but only because he steals from every single source
he can get his hands on.

2. Image. This man
obviously has some delusions of grandeur. There is only one
venue for the games. It is a cardboard background that
is an unreasonable facsimile of a game show set.
Each team sits in a little booth that resembles a
Jeopardy! panel complete with a dry erase board to write
your name on with marker. The scoreboard is electronic
and controlled by Beall's cronies over at the
"judge's panel". The entire thing overall is corny. Beall
has his own theme music that he comes out to at the
beginning of each game. He then introduces himself and his
cronies (before EVERY match...this is about 10-15 times a
day). Then we have to go through the tedious
introductions of each member of each time, even if said teams
have already played each other before. Correct answers
are denoted by a ringing bell, wrong answers by a
strange buzzing noise, and the end of the round by a
crony blowing on a train whistle. It's all very kitschy
and lame. 

3. Moderation. Beall is a terrible
moderator, and is biased, as mentioned before. For example,
one team answered "earmuffs" when the correct answer
was "earplugs" (bad enough that the answer to a
question was actually earplugs). He also gave a question
to a kid who answered "Bryce" when the answer was
Bryce Canyon. However, when there was a question
speaking of 17th century French
mathematician/philosophers, I got an early buzz and said Pascal and
Descartes, but it was deemed incorrect because they weren't
in that order on the answer sheet. Also, Ben
(Heller) rang in early on a question asking to "sing the
first line of Julia Ward Howe's..." gave the correct
line, but got "buzzed" because he didn't SING it. This
was the game we lost in, BTW. The guy from Manheim
Township buzzed in and sang the line and got it right. The
eventual gap in our point totals was about 25 I
believe.

4. Question quality. Unacceptable. Execrable. The
Jeopardy! calendar questions were probably the best out of
the bunch. There were actually questions where Beall
reads off various ingredients from a product, and the
correct answer is that product (e.g. "carbonated water,
high fructose corn syrup, caramel
color...BZZ...'coca-cola'"). The worst of all, however, were his gimmicky
audio clues, which would have been alright if there
weren't so many of them, and they weren't so ridiculous.
There was actually a question that read "Name this
common household appliance" and then an audio clip of
that appliance (a blender) was run. Thank GOD I wasn't
in that game, or I may have thrown something.


5. Judges. His "crack team of professionals"
consisted of a Russian immigrant, a country music DJ from
Kentucky, and his own son (I think...his name was Scott
Beall). I kid you not.

I think that's all for
now...
Matt Lafer,
Plymouth Salem High School Quiz Bowl

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