Oh my God! Just when I thought Miniver Cheevey
was the worst poem I had ever read, along comes this
offering in dactylic suckameter. I'd respond with
something equally witty, but I haven't mastered the art of
rhyming my belches.
<<
NAQT, you're
breaking our heart,
Without full results almost
daily.
NAQT, we're down on our our knees,
Just announce the
bids please,
We don't care.
We don't
care.
CHORUS
Playing ten games is quite a boon in the Northeast,
Up
at Boston U.
I just heard one on Twelve
Days,
A hockey bonus read,
Another buzzer
race.
CHORUS
Jubilation
Chattanooga reports,
We are ranked first and I
laughing.
Jubilation,
USoCal reports,
I got the last bid and I
laughing.
CHORUS AND FADE