ACF Comments

I meant to post this earlier, but I had a history
test right after we got back. First, congratulations
to Michigan for their ACF victory! And thanks to the
tournament staff too. I've never really liked playing on ACF
questions, but my teammates all agreed this was the best
question set they've had at an ACF tournament. Our record
proves we're not really an ACF team, but we all had fun
and maybe next year we'll play the top-drawer teams a
little closer.

But I feel that I have to bring
something to the attention of the Quizbowl community for
discussion. Was anyone else disturbed by the All-Star awards
ceremony? Someone, I think from Duke, had bought "prizes"
and was reading out stats and handing them out. I
don't like to name names, but it was ANDY GOSS. The 6-8
place Allstars got the usual stuff like mugs and books.
Andy Goss awarded the fifth-place All-Star some
hard-core porn on VHS. Everyone in the room laughed, but I
could tell he felt really embarrassed taking it. I
think it was really inappropriate.

Then Andy
Goss called the rest of the Allstars up all at once.
He said, "For our top scorers, I've got something
special." He pulled the cover off this dinner-plate and it
had all these different kinds of drugs on it. Then he
starts saying, "Who wants a little cocaine? I have some
cannabis, too. Do you want some pills?"

The top
three allstars were all like, "Whatever, Andy." They
just shrugged and grabbed something and went back to
their seats. But the fourth all-star, I think he was
like a sophmore, just stood there, so Andy Goss
started teasing him. "Are you some kind of goody-goody?
Are you chicken? It's just drugs. They won't hurt
you. Everybody does drugs, right?" And then whole
audience yelled "RIGHT!" I thought that it was wrong for
Andy Goss to tease someone for saying no, but then the
whole room started chanting "SMOKE IT! SMOKE IT!" I
think the fourth-allstar felt really bad with everyone
making fun of him. He didn't want to take drugs just so
people would think he was cool.

Then someone
else--I don't want to say, but I think it was SHAWN
PICKRELL--came out of the audience and said, "Dude, if you don't
want it, I'll take it." He grabbed the hypodermic
needle off the plate and said, "Is this heroin? Cool. I
think I'll take those pills too." Then he injected
himself with heroin right there, and everyone else
applauded. (But I didn't.)

My team wanted to get out
of there pretty fast after that, so we went to go
collect our buzzer set. Out in the hall, Shawn Pickrell
was talking to Andy Goss and someone else. I heard
Shawn Pickrell say, "This stuff is so pure. 99.44%. I
know Andy got it from you." And the other person--I
shouldn't say, but it was MATT BRUCE--said "So what?" And
then Shawn Pickrell just started begging and pleading
"Please, you have to hook me up with your supplier. I've
got to have some more of that," and Matt Bruce just
pushed him away and said "your credits no good." Andy
Goss said some other mean things too. Shawn Pickrell
kept saying that he would do anything for one more
hit, but then my teammates pulled me away so we could
drive home. It's really sad what drugs do to people. I
think the Quizbowl community needs to discuss if people
should be pressured to use drugs at tournaments.

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