Tom Chuck wrote:
> Kris,
> I'm
surprised there isn't Mafia ... er, franchises for the New
Englanders or Pennsylvania. I would think there is enough
interest to proliferate at least to those
regions.
> I also presume you have someone in mind for
Michigan... or else someone better volunteer.
I just
wanna tell youse that I'm strictly legit and have
nuttin' to do wit dis Mafia stuff. I run a legal
bug-importin' business. Da fact dat I'm friends wit a big guy
in da USDA don't mean nuttin'. We useta share an
office back in grad school. He just gives me da
heads-up, dat's all.
An' dose of you in New England
-- Leave Ma alone, or someone'll dance da tarantella
on your head wit steel-toed boots. She had nuttin'
to do wit dat guy in da trunk of da black Caddy back
in Windsor Locks. She don't even drive. So lay off ,
unless you wanna sleep wit da
centipedes.
Figuratively speakin', of course.
Bugsy