We interrupt tedium about format wars, ethnic
slurs, mafia infiltration and the triviality of Atlanta,
GA for this simple announcement.
The web page
for the Third Annual Montgomery Burns Tournament for
Outstanding Achievement in the Area of Excellence, a singles
trash tournament to be held on 4 August 2001 in Ann
Arbor, MI, may be found through the following
link:
<a href=http://www.mikeburger.com/mb2001.html target=new>http://www.mikeburger.com/mb2001.html</a>
Here you will find information on the tournament, how
to play, how to write your packet, how to park, etc.
I recommend that you do not play in this tournament
if you have not played in this tournament before,
the weak and/or uninitiated may get a bad taste on
what these kinds of competitions are about, since this
is probably one of the most fiercest competitions in
the country.
You may now resume ranting, which
when you advance into your later years will seem very
unimportant. Take it from someone who has been
there.
--Mike Burger
Who would like to like to point out
that Mr. Hamilton is right on one point, NAQT and ACF
are not in competition. Why else would have two NAQT
members ran their finals this year without even
attempting to sabotoge them?