Country Quizbowl, Part I

For what it's worth - yes, I know that I have a
problem.

ONE MORE ROUND

Last week I had a crazy
day;
A tourney written just for me,
I could answer
anything
And now that it's over,
And my playing days are
few,
I'll just ask for one more round that's
new.

One more day,
One more time,
One more question,
maybe I'd be satisfied.
But then again,
I know
what it would do,
Leaving me askin' Reg for a
question more or two.

First thing I'd do, is buzz
in to beat all;
Hear the other team moan,
And
zip the answer off.
I'd answer every
question
In between shots of booze,
That's what I'd do
with one more round that's new.

One more
day,
One more time,
One more question, maybe I'd be
satisfied.
But then again,
I know what it would
do,
Leaving me askin' Reg for a question more or two.

Leaving me askin' Reg for a question more or
two.
Leaving me askin' Reg for a question more or
two.

I JUST WANT TO TEST MY LIGHT

Well, I'm not
talkin' bout playing here, forever, baby.
That would
be too demanding.
I'm just talking 'bout some
lonely people
Who might reach a little
understanding.
I'm not talking about buzzer wrasslin,
And whether
you're wrong or I'm right,
I'm not talkin' 'bout
buzzing up and locking out,
I just wanna test my
light.

You were rarin' for a good old duel
all read by
some fool who
didn't have a clue
As for things
that I see,
I think you were afraid of me,
Since
the age diff is near twenty-two.
Then it's "It
comes from France,
A type of pant you can
get"
You buzzed and said "Corduroy",
Now we need all
the points we can get.

Well, I'm not talkin'
bout playing here, forever, baby.
That would be too
demanding.
I'm just talking 'bout some lonely people
Who
might reach a little understanding.
I'm not talking
about buzzer wrasslin,
And whether you're wrong or
I'm right,
I'm not talkin' 'bout buzzing up and
locking out,
I just wanna test my light.

You
said "I tend to buzz sort of slow
But by now you
oughta know
I'm pretty good at this.
I hope we can
still stay friends
So the weekend does end
With a
little bliss".
You said "I'm a player looking
for
a lit whiz in my life
who will make a good
teammate,
So I can win once in my life.

Heeheeeasy
now.

Well, I'm not talkin' bout playing here, forever,
baby.
That would be too demanding.
I'm just talking 'bout
some lonely people
Who might reach a little
understanding.
I'm not talking about buzzer wrasslin,
And whether
you're wrong or I'm right,
I'm not talkin' 'bout
buzzing up and locking out,
I just wanna test my
light

Yeah, all I wanna do is test my light.

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