Hell, they didn't even have 200 people to let in
at 10:00 AM... they made us wait in that little room
until 10:30 while local idiots "amused" us with stories
that had no point, jokes with poor punchlines, and an
impression of opera. Then they weeded out the idiots by
making us figure out our own Millionaire ID -- taking
the 6 digits of our birthday and adding the last 4
digits of our Social Security number. That kept some
folks occupied for well over 5 minutes. And no, I'm not
exaggerating (for once).