TRASH Heartland Regional

HEARTLAND TRASH REGIONALS
University of
Missouri  Rolla (UMR)
November 10, 2001



The University of Missouri  Rolla is hosting the
Heartland Trash Regional (I know, where the hell is
Rolla?).

 
WHAT'S THE FORMAT?

Format is going to
be the usual TRASH, if you dont know what that is,
peruse the QB and TRASH message forums to get more info.
There will be something like a minimum of 12 rounds per
team. Blah Blah Blah. If you have questions e-mail
cbowl_at_....


FEES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

New School: $35
First
team: $75
Second team: $60
Third team and on:
$50

Buzzer system: -$10
Game official: -$10
Distance
discount: -$10 per player from at least 150 miles
away
Clock: +$10 (we're untimed,
people!)



Minimum fee (for teams not playing gratis, as noted
above): $30/team

POTENTIAL TEAMS:
The field in
our region is quite diverse. Competition should be
stiff and fun. Likely teams to come include Jeremy
White, Mizzou, Wichita State, Arkansas, Wash U, etc. But
be warned, Im lazy so thus far no one has said they
are coming!!

 WHAT THE BIG DEAL?

Teams
are playing for pride, recognition, blah, blah, but
especially for fun.

Also winning teams earn more fun
by getting automatic bids (and standing for wild
card bids) to TRASHionals, the grand championship
tournament for
TRASH. TRASHionals 2002 will be from April
12-14 at a site to be determined.

ROLLA, WHERE
THE HELL IS THAT?

Id suggest you go to any
online direction site and get you directions there since
I suck at writing them. Basically, go to St. Louis
and head southwest on 44, or go to Columbia and head
south on 63, or go to Tulsa and go Northeast on 44.
Stop when you get to Rolla (or keep going if you want,
but you risk not winning the tourney if you do that).


Make sure your internet directions actually lead to
Rolla, MO and not something else like a cow barn. Why I
say this is simple. Last year when going to U
Illinois UC, our directions took us to Lincoln, IL, not to
Lincoln Avenue in Urbana, IL. That surely was a fun
time!

Once you get to Rolla, find the campus (its pretty
easy, we own all the big buildings that arent
Wal-Mart). Driving down 63, you will see a sign on the
campus that says something to the effect of Campus
Police and Student Health turn there and park in the
nearby parking lot. Go to the Engineering Management
building that is right across the street you turned on.
Thats where were all meeting and stuff. 

Get to
the E-Man building by 9:00am on Sat the 10th for
check-in, etc. The tourney will run until we finish but
will be contiguous!

WHERES THE BEEF AND WHO DO
I TELL?

Since everyone who reads this will
undoubtedly desire to play, you all should e-mail us and
cbowl_at_.... E-mail that same address with any additional
questions, like if youd like to know what kind of lodgings
we have, etc. 

WHAT ELSE?

Everyone go
to this link and laugh their ass off:
<a href=http://www.frashii.com/wldo.swf. target=new>http://www.frashii.com/wldo.swf.</a>
Thats it. Tell everyone you know about it, the more the
merrier.

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