Re: ACF Fall at Illinois

As a reader at ACF Fall this weekend who's name
is not Brent, I have been personally insulted on
this group recently and in the Andy-Wang-founded
tradition of questionable tact here at Illinois, feel a
certain need to respond.

Now, several things have
been stated about me, that my tongue is too large for
my mouth, that I stumbled on every other word, and
that my reading was "WAAYYYYYY" too slow. On the first
point, my girlfriend has never complained, and in fact
tends towards the opinion that this isn't a bad thing,
so I don't feel much of a need to address it. On the
second, it has been well documented here that there was
not a single pronunciation guide in 14 packets. What
hasn't been mentioned, however, is the fact that neither
the authors nor the editor have ever heard of "spell
check". I was talking with our TD while he edited the
packets Thursday night, and judging by his comments, and
the number of misspellings that were still in the
questions on Saturday, combined with the inevitable
grammatical errors, I'd like to see Stan try to do
better.

On the subject of doing better, our readers were all
grad students (though none of the semi-mythical 38
year old variety that Stan seems to think lurk around
every corner waiting to humiliate him, not that it
takes a genius to do that) and represented the most
experienced people we had available, which begs the question,
if Mr. Asshole can do so much better, why doesn't he
bring his own officials to the tournament, and save
himself some $$$ at the same time? Well, I think I may
know the answer. While I myself am a newcomer to
Cornland, and thus did not attend any of DePauw's
tournaments last year, I have been told unequivocally that
they have the worst readers on the circuit, including
at least one who was giving _hints_ to teams on
bonus answers. Now, I may have on occasion (and by
accident) told a team whether the answer they gave was
right or wrong before the end of the bonus, but I
certainly didn't give hints. Nor do I think it's right to
blame the reader in that situation, but rather the TD
who sent them unprepared into the
wilderness.

On the subject of those glass houses located in
Greencastle, I would also like to point out that as a
prerequisite to complaining about a tournament, perhaps you
should consider paying for it first? I think it bears
mentioning as well that being ranked in the top 10 in a
tournament with 28 people in attendance isn't the most
impressive statistic in the world. Finally, let me just say
that as for those people who "defended" you, I can
assure you that it was only because they haven't met
you. Just so you know, much of the rest of your team
thinks that you're an overbearing <!_at_#$>, and
weren't shy about telling people so at the tourney. If
you're so uptight that you ruin their good time, maybe
it's not surprising that you didn't have one
yourself.

[Please take note that these are the words of an
anonymous malcontent, and do not neccessarily reflect the
opinion of anyone else here at UIUC, although I suspect
that they do.]

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