More useless commentary

Having seen a couple of things come up lately
which aroused my attention, I thought I'd dash off a
few lines of poorly-typed, tortured prose by way of
opinion. Read it or don't; not like we're talking _War and
Peace_ quality here, folks.

1. I will consider my
life worthwhile if I ever come up with anything as
funny as "lord over a tribe of goblins which mine
bonuses from the earth". I _hurt myself_ laughing at
that; Bhan, you f*cking rock.

2. This whole Cam
affair is pretty much played by now. If the little
bastard cheated, than his vice is its own punishment; if
the magnificent bastard scored 56 ppg on his own
merits, than his performance is its own reward. As a
corollary, if the former, he'll never do it again; if the
latter, I hope he pops a cap in the collective ass of his
opponents at Regionals.

3. Mad props to Goss, of all
people, for busting this Cam guy with "he's merely a fast
player, nothing more"; ha! Of course, knowing who we're
discussing here, I'm fairly sure it was less intentional
than Andy putting his big stupid foot in his mouth
again , but funny nevertheless.

4. Fleming:
contemplate this one. The last time I played in a CBI
sanctioned event (1995, if you must know), I averaged about
8 ppg; at regionals that year, I approached 30.
That's right: almost four times as many ppg at ACF than
CBI. I believe that makes me a mutant; but you already
knew that.

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