Wow, it's really strange to look at the stuff I
posted back in the early nineties. Makes me want to
recycle my old .sig files. One thing that's probably
worth reposting is my old recipe for a Long Island Iced
Tea:
Mix gin, white rum, vodka, tequila, and
triple sec
until the alcohol content reaches the LD-50 for a
150-pound male. Add splashes of sour mix and cola.
Hydrazine, red fuming nitric acid, and poison hemlock
optional. Garnish with dead spiders. Hand the stuff to
someone you don't like and get out of the way
FAST.
-- March 27, 1994