Mercy be unto Yaphe (peace be upon
him)
Jihad has been declared on BAD QUESTIONS! This is an
exhortation to all pious quizbowlers to KILL all bad
questions and fake teams. Buzzers will rain from the sky --
the circuit will feel no peace until bad teams have
been expelled from the holy game and returned to the
lands of the infidel. For years we have sought peaceful
recourse, but we have been pushed to the limit. The only
language that bad teams understand, we have come to know,
is the tongue of the sword.
QUIZBOWLERS OF
AMERICA! Stop your support for the Universities of
Michigan and Chicago and Illinois! They must be
destroyed!!! They have corrupted the game with their secrets
and lies! Your women wear too little clothes and do
not respect the game!!!! They should play in burqas!
Your indecency during the course of play has brought
this violence unto you in doses of ten points each.
THIS IS NEXT
TAKE GINGKO NOW
ARE YOU
AFRAID?
"Without possessing any knowledge He is much too exhalted
for things they associate with [Goss]"
-Sura
6:100, The most holy Al-Quizran
PREPARE FOR THE
MOTHER OF ALL TOURNAMENTS