Who wins this match?
Team 1: Andrew Yaphe,
Jason King, Bo Duke, Luke Duke
Team 2: Tom Waters,
Mike Musgrove, Uncle Jesse, Daisy Duke
Reader:
Boss Hogg
Scorekeeper: Roscoe P.
Coltraine
One hitch, and I'm not sure if it was brought up 3
years ago (perhaps it was and I'm too lazy to look up
where it would have been posted), but you're working
with a ghost moderator, as Sorell Brooke (Booke)
passed from this realm back in 1994 (Interestingly
enough, I hear they recently introduced NTN to The Boar's
Nest, under new ownership)
Perhaps you could
bring in former Congressman Ben Jones, aka TV's Cooter
to moderate, unless Mr. Jones is too busy w/ his
roadside stand in Sperryville. (www.cootersplace.com) If
that's the case, I hear Newt Gingrich isn't too busy
these days.
Now excuse my while I wash off the
Quaker State that is accumulating on my hands as I type
this.
Brian