Re: Get a life!

"Wait a minute! I'm the retard and Seth can't
spell weird!"
then
"Instead of getting a real
job, he play quiz bowl while working at the local
Dairy Queen part-time."

Or "...he plays quiz
bowl...", should you use standard English. Some jokes just
write themselves.

"Yeah, and you're as about as
much a freak as Weiner!"

Congratulations,
everyone better than you is a freak. You have managed to
maintain the perfect balance.

"And so everyone will
know I am a very good player who can hold his own
against most undergrads. And I don't have to sit around
reading encyclopedias and Virginia Woolf
novels."

That narrows your identity down to about 250 people,
myself being one of them. And I know I didn't write
this, because I have respect for grad students and what
they've done, I have no problem riding their coattail of
greatness and learning from them, and I know Kentucky
better than to insult them. In addition, I use my name
all the time.

"I don't have a problem with
talent but I do have a problem with
unfairness."

Hiding behind a pseudonym is unfair.

"I will talk
about other grad students before I retire, including
you MR BARKER!"

This puzzles me. Craig stopped
playing academically after his undergrad career was over.
If you're upset that he plays trash, well, you'd
have to dislike 90% or so of TRASH's clientele. Maybe
you should learn before you act and
react.

Andy Goss
(already well-known as a freak on many
levels)

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