If you're Canadian, you may not want to read
this. My intent, however, is in jest.
North of
The Border (Up Canada Way)
(or how American
teams fare on Canadiana)
Apologies (and I do
mean apologies) to Frank Sinatra (South of the Border
(Down Mexico Way)
North of the border, up Canada
way,
Thats where I crashed like a dove
When Gaels above
came out to play
And now as I get thrashed, my car
will not stray
North of the border, up Canada
way.
I did see some great Qs, pass in front of my
face
But after a little while
I got ticked, clinching
last place
Who were all these people, all saying
"eh!"?
North of the border, up Canada way.
Then I
sighed as I answered "Mackenzie"
Never dreaming that
I was losing
And I lied as I answered
"Mackenzie"
Cause my Americana never came.
North of the
border, I played badly one day
Les Habitants went to
Queens, I just got cleaned,
Margaret Atwood I forgot
to say,
The scoresheets just told me that I
couldnt play
North of the border, up Canada
way.
The buzzers told me - ding ding - that I must not
stay,
North of the border, up Canada way!
Ai-ai-ai-ai
(ai-ai-ai-ai)
Ai-ai-ai-ai (ai-ai-ai-ai)
Ai-ai-ai-ai