Apologies to the PADT, who may want some royalties, and especially to Andrew -- yeah, I'm sure he's gonna "love" this one :P Had to do it though... Ever since I was a freshman, I played the College Bowl >From Boston to G-Tech I must have played them all But I ain't seen nothing like him in any tournament hall That Andrew Yaphe dude sure plays a mean Penn Bowl He holds up is buzzer, becomes part of the machine Pressing on the button, always playing clean Plays by intuition, the scoring records fall That Andrew Yaphe dude sure plays a mean Penn Bowl Chorus: He's a Penn Bowl wizard, a master of the clock A Penn Bowl wizard who wears the Argyle socks How do you think he does it I don't know What makes him so good? Ain't got no distractions, can't lose no buzzes or games When his light's a-flashing, you chance isn't the same Always gets the bonus, never seen him fall That Andrew Yaphe dude sure plays a mean Penn Bowl I thought I was the Philly tourney king (yeah right :)) But I just handed my Penn Bowl crown to him Even on my favorite format, he can beat my best His disciples practice with him; he just does the rest He's got crazy Argyle footwear, never seen him fall That Andrew Yaphe dude sure plays a mean Penn Bowl
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