Re: Trivia Challenge Online - Thursday, April 3, 2003

WOW!  That is exactly what I've been waiting to hear!  I mean, for 
the last month or so, I've been crying myself to sleep, 
thinking, "Where, oh where is that Trivia Challenge Online, and who 
will let me know when it's going on?  I desperately long to be a part 
of this fine, intellectual, and entertaining game which is so 
revelant to the group here and participated in by so many active 
members of it!"  

Now that you have finally posted, oh messenger of God, I can finally 
wrap myself in the arms of joy now that I know when your wonderful 
game is!  I just had not figured everything out after the first five 
or six times you posted, and thank Heavens you were compelled to 
remind all of us here again by advertising your site!  In fact, I 
think you should post every other hour to get your honey-sweet 
message to all of us just in case we don't notice the first one.  

Thank you, dear fellow, for making us forget all about those messy 
national or hosted tournaments or question dicussions or format 
concerns or informational posts that so plague this board.  How I 
wish we could make them all go away and be left just with the Prophet 
Ben Stewart's Illustrious Trivia Challenge Online group; then I could 
drink from the nectar of your voice every minute of every day without 
any of those other blasphemous remarks overshadowing you.  

Your advertisment makes my loins swell with lustful anticipation.  
Sweet spirit, grant that I may see thee at 7:00 P.M. central, with 
thy flock there to join me in ecstasy as I experience the endless 
rapture that is Trivia Challenge Online.  How deeply I yearn for thee 
and thy prize; oh would that I see the words of thou, Prophet, 
ringing true without cease for every minute of every day, and let no 
other words be spoken save your magnificent ones.  Spare not the 
integrity of this place; spare not the sanctity of our inboxes or the 
front of this webpage; spare not the words of others whose wisdom be 
dwarfed by yours in importance; spare not those who consider your 
preaching a frivolous pox that dost not but anger us all like a gnat 
on the limb; let us hear thy tongue again, again, and again!


P.S. happy april fool's day, you oblivious spamming dickhead.

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