And By "No Subject," I Mean South TRASH Results

Oops.  Sorry about that.  I'm reposting below so that they'll actually
be searchable later.

Thirteen teams came to Atlanta yesterday for TRASH South Regional at
Emory University. In a simple round robin, Shonen Spork (Charlie
Steinhice, Robert Trent, Keith Hudson and John Kilby) went undefeated,
with Tone Loc and the Loc Tones going 11-1 for second place, and ODB
Arthur claiming third with a 10-2 finish. (I'm told the deciding
Spork/Tones game in round eleven was a nail-biter, with the Sporks
winning 255-230 on the last question.)

Prizes were then awarded in an appropriately Trashy manner, with the
top ten scorers -- led by Anthony Bush, Fess Barker, and Charlie
Steinhice -- fighting it out for movie soundtracks, including the
hotly contested CD of "Dude, Where's My Car?" music. Our second place
team received the CDs from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, Street
Fighter, Kangaroo Jack, and a last film that escapes me. As our first
place team, Shonen Spork walked away with original vinyl soundtracks
for Cobra, Johnny Be Good, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, and
Flash Gordon.

Thanks to everyone who came to read and help out, to TRASH for another
fine set of questions, and kudos again to TD Alysia Vrailas for making
it all happen. Full results can be seen below.

- Laura White
(of the double X chromosome TRASH tag team)

< T E A M S T A T S >
TEAM NAME      Win Loss Points Opp Pts Diff/GM TU Got BonPts BonConv
Shonen Spork   12  0    4585   1296    274.08  148    3245   21.93
Tone Loc and
the Loc Tones  11  1    3825   1655    180.83  138    2535   18.37
ODB Arthur     10  2    4215   1485    227.50  144    2880   20.00
Hot Carl's Jr. 8   4    3045   1960    90.42   122    1940   15.90
Tulane A Pog
World Council  7   5    2980   1930    87.50   116    1880   16.21
GPC Jaguars A  7   5    2590   2320    22.50   104    1670   16.06
Jesus Christ
School of
Culinary Arts  5   7    1560   2720   -96.67   78     880    11.28
<Wave Finger
Back & Forth
in a manner
indicating no> 5   7    1550   2075   -43.75   81     820    10.12
Cincinnati
Bangles        5   7    1440   2550   -92.50   81     710    8.77
Weapons of Mass
Instruction    4   8    1250   2980   -144.17  54     770.5  14.27
Peyote Ugly    2   10   1096   2690   -132.83  58     526    9.07
GPC Jaguars B  1   11   800    2925   -177.08  44     420    9.55
Love Kleptos   1   11   715    3065   -195.83  43     350    8.14


< I N D I V I D U A L S T A T S >
PLAYER NAME        10/-5/Pts/Rds/PPG
Anthony Bush       61 18 520 9 57.78
Fess Barker        69 6 660 12 55.00
Charlie Steinhice  64 11 585 12 48.75
Say What?!         50 8 460 12 38.33
Kofi Milkcap       47 2 460 12 38.33
Michael Stalley    43 6 400 12 33.33
Hot Carl Weathers  43 6 400 12 33.33
Robert Trent       37 10 320 11 29.09
Wilde Thang        37 5 345 12 28.75
John Wayne         38 10 330 12 27.50
Big Baby Jesus     33 4 310 12 25.83
Keith Hudson       31 4 290 12 24.17
Hot Carl Pavano    30 7 265 11 24.09
Pog Hammarskold    28 6 250 12 20.83
Something Trite    28 6 250 12 20.83
U Pog              27 4 250 12 20.83
Hot Carl Carlson   27 4 250 12 20.83
Funky Cold Medina  25 1 245 12 20.42
Fred "I'm verbally committed to UF but
I'm playing with these guys instead"
Gibson             26 4 240 12 20.00
Dirt McGirt        29 11 235 12 19.58
Sauron Kierkegaard 23 0 230 12 19.17
Pinball Wizard of
Menlo Park         25 4 230 12 19.17
Ill Like Kim Jong  23 2 220 12 18.33
Scott Yancey       23 4 210 12 17.50
Chris Cox          22 3 205 12 17.08
Hot Karl Rove      22 6 190 12 15.83
Susanna Hoffs      21 4 190 12 15.83
Abe Lincoln        23 9 185 12 15.42
Sparkle Motion
Sickness           17 2 160 12 13.33
Kelly Cook         15 0 150 12 12.50
John Kilby         16 3 145 12 12.08
Boutros Boutios-
Slammer            14 0 140 12 11.67
Token Chick        14 1 135 12 11.25
Maude Findlay      13 0 130 12 10.83
Mystic of the
Trailer Park       13 0 130 12 10.83
Cubic Cube         14 3 125 12 10.42
Adam Kijowski #2   14 3 125 12 10.42
No Service         14 4 120 12 10.00
John Marshall      15 6 120 12 10.00
Klepto             14 7 105 12 8.75
Ickey Woods        12 3 105 12 8.75
Orlando Bloom      11 1 105 12 8.75
Dr. Chicago        9 0 90 12 7.50
J-Lo               8 1 75 12 6.25
Vanessa Cand       9 4 70 12 5.83
Mariama Early      7 1 65 12 5.42
Chris Gruel        4 2 30 7 4.29
Harvey             5 0 50 12 4.17
Chris Collinsworth 5 3 35 12 2.92
Khalid Sharif      5 3 35 12 2.92
Chomsky            5 3.1 34.5 12 2.88
Melissa Sperling   2 1 15 8 1.87

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