Last one I promise:
>From Penn Bowl III (my
freshman year - I wasn't actually there, so I've probably
munged a detail somewhere), Harvard tied with Vandy in
the closing seconds but one Harvard player mistakenly
believed his team led by 10.
<some list of
names>
"They were all Black!"
It'd be more amusing if I
ever knew, much less remembered, the correct answer.
Am told it was not very amusing at the time, one of
those "long ride home" situations.