TRASHionals team report (pt. 1)

First off, mea maxima culpa for not getting this
stuff up yesterday. A combination of real-world stuff
and a formatting problem. But now we're
set.

Thirty-two teams descended on Northwestern University to
participate in 2001: A TRASHionals Oddity this past weekend.
When the dust settled, Christopher Walkens Dance
Party (Cal-Berkeley) defeated BATTLEPLANET!!! for the
title, winning some cool stuff that you already heard
about.

The tournament started by breaking the teams into two
16-team conferences- named for Northwestern alums Mike
Adamle and Brent Musberger. Those conferences were then
broken down further into 8-team divisions named for XFL
players who use nicknames on their game jerseys: Thoro,
Raybo, He Hate Me, and Death Blow.

There were 11
preliminary rounds. Teams played a round-robin within
division, and also played 4 inter-division games within
their conference. Standings were kept using a modified
NASL system, where the winning team earned 3 points
for a victory, and both teams earned a point for
every 100 points they scored in each game. Ties saw
teams each get 2 points for the tie, plus the points
for their scores from the game.

At the end of
11 rounds, the standings were as
follows:

ADAMLE CONFERENCE
THORO DIVISION

TEAM
PTS

Mike Keenan Employment Agency, LLC 54
Crouching
Tyler, Hidden Flaxman 41
Friendship at the Front of
the Line 38
Dude, Wheres My Buzzer 36
Tonight
Well Paint Your Corpses Red! 35
Dogs Bollocks
27
Do Androids Dream of Inflatable Sheep? 18
The
Bald and the Booty-ful 14 

RAYBO
DIVISION

TEAM PTS

Steel Margolises 57
Jimmy James
Rockin Ranger Brigade 42
Almost Shameless 38
What
Would DeJesus Do? 37
Camryn Manheim Steamroller
32
Crouching Tiger Moth, Hidden Dragonfly
27
ak^2o[Y][W]cos(theta) 20
Breakfast at Chippendales
19

MUSBERGER CONFERENCE
HE HATE ME DIVISION

TEAM
PTS

BATTLEPLANET!!! 48
Bostons Greatest Pricks 43
Steve
McQueensryche 41
Fear of a Cartoon Planet 39
PBS Pledge
Enforcement Van 34
Tia and the TRASHmen 29
Dick Cheney
and the Heart Attacks 26 
Jar Jar Binks Estrogen
Brigade 3

DEATH BLOW DIVISON

TEAM
PTS

Christopher Walkens Dance Party 57
O Gerbil Where Art
Thou? 51
Worst Episode Ever 51
Shelby Foote
Soldiers 45
Bride of Chuck E. Cheese 34
Four
Non-Bonds 24
Godspeed You Blackman or Astroman
17
Bill & Mikes Bogus Journey 6

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