Christian Kammerer

Former player for Chicago. Played on the teams that won the NAQT ICT in 2001 and the CBI NCT in 2003. Beloved by the team for his many exploits, including knowing more about dinosaurs and the Simpsons than anyone in the world, possessing encyclopedic knowledge of the Leprechaun films, and inadvertently performing an impressive sandworm impression in the course of misunderstanding a trash bonus. Memorably characterized DSHIT 2001 as "the suckiest suck-tournament that ever sucked".