"On the other hand, you don't want to write
heavy, slow, long, boring questions which put you to
sleep like Hungarian cinema."
Anyone who finds
questions boring is obviously not a true quizbowl player
(and is a loser, too.)
I didn't like the tone
of your message and I will have to ask you to keep
your obvious disgust for good players and teams in
check.
Oh, and by the way, fuck you too because I like
memorizing lists. ("You know what, my questions tend to be
harder than average, I admit. They also tend to be giant
"fuck yous" to teams which rely extensively on
memorizing lists.")