Non-Definitive Greatest Players Lists

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Besides the Definitive Greatest Players List there have been other attempts to establish a list of the greatest players of all-time.

Adam Fine's List

A list of the top 100 players ever from 1998 as compiled by Adam Fine.

100. Shawn Pickrell

99. Zeke Berdichevsky

98. Adam Humphreys (SC)

97. Brad Harris

96. Emily Moore (OK)

95. Shawn Askew

94. Mark Coen

93. Dom Ricci

92. Alan Taber (Stan)

91. Steve Schroeder (Vandy)

90. Mike Zarren

89. Willie Keller

88. Julie Stahlhut

87. Ed Cohn

86. Fred Bush

85. Vishnu Jejjala

84. Ken LaSala

83. Bobby Shepard

82. Karl Schmidt

81. Ken ?? (BYU)

80. Richard Mason (CalTech)

79. Rachel Marshak

78. Andy Zimdars (CMU)

77. Bronson Messer

76. Jeff Newman

75. Jen Wadsack

74. David Levinson

73. Jeff Boulier

72. Tim Young

71. Dave Vacca

70. Hormuzd Katki

69. Steve Wang

68. Phil O'Donoghue

67. Dwight Kidder

66. Mark Staloff

65. John Harris

64. Greg Sorenson (trash)

63. Pat Friel

62. Carol Herin-J

61. Nick Meyer (Berk)

60. Matt Baker

59. Chris Goheen

58. Lorin Burte

57. Alex Mouat

56. Jeff Stewart

55. Ravin Garg

54. Long Nguyen

53. Pat Matthews

52. John Edwards

51. Peter McCorquodale

50. T.C. Ford

49. James Rogers

48. John Nam

47. Gourab Bhattarcharjee

46. Rory Molinari

45. Laura Cleveland (ex-NCSU)

44. Larry Sorrels

43. Haggai Elitzur

42. Guy Jordan

41. Matt Colvin

40. Phil Huang

39. Christine Moritz

38. Dan Fuller

37. Steve Lin

36. Tom Drucker

35. Rick Grimes

34. Benoy Chacko

33. David Frazee

32. Patrick Brannon

31. Brian Rostron

30. Julie Singer

29. Jim Bales

28. Eric Hillemann

27. Adam Kemezis

26. Dave Goodman

25. Martin Poteralski

24. Eric Bell

23. Jason Hong

22. Robert Trent

21. James Anderson

20. Arthur Fleming

19. Jesse Molesworth

18. Victor Rosenberg

17. Roger Lee

16. Dave Hamilton

15. Marc Swisdak

14. Mike Musgrove

13. R. Robert Hentzel

12. Eric Tentarelli

11. Jon Saluta

10. Robert Margolis

9. Mike Starsinic

8. Jason King

7. John Sheahan

6. Ramesh Kannappan

5. Jeff Johnson

4. Jim Dendy

3. Andrew Yaphe

2. Don Windham

1. Tom Waters

Larry Horse's Retort

As a response to the previous list, a poster claiming to be Chicago player Pericles Abbasi compiled his own list of top players.


20 ... That angry kid from Rochester

19 ... That bearded loser who is also from Rochester

18 ... That guy from Berkeley who talks too loudly

17 ... That fat guy from -- I forget where he was from. You know, the fat one

16 ... That guy from Harvard who's wrong a lot

15 ... That girl from -- oh wait, I must have the wrong board. Won't be no girls in this top 20, yo. So make it that guy from Texas A&M with the ears

14 ... That guy from Illinois who thinks he's good or something

13 ... That guy from Michigan who gets real surly

12 ... That other guy from Illinois who actually is kind of good

11 ... That big lovable bear of a man from Yale

10 ... The crunkest man in tha game, Chicago's own Seth Teitler

9 ... That guy from Berkeley who cries about science questions

8 ... That other guy from Berkeley who keeps his mouth shut most of the time

7 ... That guy from Michigan with the hats and the floppy hair

6 ... Dwight Kidder

5 ... That guy from Princeton who's supposed to be angry but mostly looks like his puppy just died. Oh that's you Mr. Frankel

4 ... That old guy from Chicago who made R. cry

3 ... That other guy from Michigan who's got his shit together

2 ... That other old guy from Chicago. You know, the Indian one

1 ... The sexiest man in the game. You know who I'm talking about -- his name rhymes with "Fat Wiener"

Frankel's Attempt

Following the locking of the previous thread because of Larry Horse's spamming, Chris Frankel himself attempted creating a list, viewable here and reproduced below.


1. Andrew Yaphe

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2. Subash Maddipoti

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3. Zeke Berdichevsky

4. Adam Kemezis

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5. Matt Weiner

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6. Matt Lafer

7. Mike Sorice

8. Jeff Hoppes

9. Seth Teitler

10. Jerry Vinokurov

11. Chris Romero

12. Chris Frankel

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13. Mike Wehrman

999999999. Leo Wolpert (OK, I'd actually put him closer to #14, but he's still horrible at QB)

15. Seth Kendall

16. Robert Beard

17. Dan Suzman

18. Fred Bush

19. Micha Elsner

20. Sudheer Potru